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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Rimmer didn't kill the entire crew, Lister did.....

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rimmer was 100% assigned the responsibility of repairing the drive plate that released the neutron blast that killed the entire crew of Red dwarf.

However, in all fairness, everybody on the ship knew that rimmer was incredibly incompetent and assigning him such an important responsibility was a failure of command, so the real person who killed the entire crew was whoever ordered rimmer to do the repair.

Lister was already in stasis at this point so he literally could not be responsible for this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fair enough, it's been 20 years. I just thought the need for the repair was caused by the cat, which would have been Lister's fault for sneaking the cat on board in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

The cat was already stored safely in the cargo decks at that point.

They have released more seasons. I think they're up to season 13 right now? And some of the later ones are pretty good. Definitely worth a rewatch.

I don't know if it's still there but I got to watch it again recently for free on tubi.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only in Rimmer's logic :)

I think it was something like "If Lister hadn't been imprisoned in stasis for smuggling a cat on board, he would have been there to help me mend the drive plate, so I wouldn't have made the mistake which caused the failure, which killed all the crew".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Lister smuggled the cat that caused the malfunction on to the ship in the first place unless I'm remembering that wrong, but I haven't seen Red Dwarf in about 2 decades.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You might be right, actually. There's only one way to find out: re-watch it all again :)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

🎶 More reliable than a garden strimmer 🎵

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

On the other hand somewhere out there is an hot shot pilot named ace kim, rescuing alien princesses from the breen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

So, I thought it was Saru on the right at first. I was just agreeing with everything until it said “killed entire crew” and was like, “season 5 really went off the rails, didn’t it?”

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Ro Laren goes from prison to starfleet then joins a terrorist cell within a year. She still managed to get a promotion in that span. What did Harry do that got him snubbed so hard?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What did Harry do that got him snubbed so hard?

Presumably it's not any single thing, he's just a "SmegHead". (Common insult thrown at Rimmer, in Red Dwarf.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

“It’s a small ship”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You got me wondering, did anyone ever get a promotion on Voyager?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Neelix became a cook, then morale officer, then chief ambassador.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just started a re-watch of Voy. I forgot what a stone cold badass Neelix is in the first few episodes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah!

I would love to see modern Neelix cameos where his rebel vibe is back.

I felt like Neelix gave up a lot of his rebel badassery to get his adopted family home.

New Neelix stories - set after Voyager is home - could show him restored to his former badassery, but a more seasoned confident version.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Paris did. Then he got demoted and then promoted again.

And I want to say Tuvok got a promotion also

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always thought his rank was honorary because of his roll on the ship. As in like a helmsman is traditionally a lieutenant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That was the reason, but it was a full field commission, as a captain is allowed to do.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just want you to know that I both love and hate you for this post. My response will take hours to complete.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How many hours roughly? So we can set an alarm...?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Well, since all of the Red Dwarf footage I can find is garbage... I don't know.

Editing to add: I also need to find the episode where Rimmer becomes hard light and can touch things. If anyone knows, please tell me.

Consider this a placeholder:

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

#justiceForHarry, make him a captain and give him a class in the new Starfleet academy show.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He's owed so many promotions, he should outrank Janeway. Fleet Admiral Harry Kim.

Unfortunately, he won't be in the SFA show. It takes place in the 29th century. The only Trek Alum who will be in the cast will be Robert Picardo. The explanation there being obvious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's right, I had forgotten about that less-than-memorable Voyager novel in which Dr. Lewis Zimmerman leaves behind holoengineering for cryonics, nice catch.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe Harry gets to the right time period through a stasis leak.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just wave a light over him and bam! Harry Kim in the 29th century.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

29th century and still an ensign, I presume?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Jr. Lieutenant Second Grade.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

What a Smeeeee- Heeeeee-.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

What a guy!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago