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Me after a succulent meal at a Asian buffet (lemmy.ml)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Ah, OP, I see you know your Judo well.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Get your hand off my penis—

Gentlemen this is democracy manifest

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Me: "Oh this? This is the Apple Watch 3-Ligma. It measures leg rate and is more accurate in step counting."
Kid: "But how do you tell the time?"
Me: "Well I'm scottish, so I just-" *raises leg to eye level* "- ya see?"
Kid: "I see. Nice balls."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

RIP you beautiful bastard.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Ahh yes, I see that you know your judo well.