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I've been napping all day (lemmy.ml)

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Ohh ahhh, still so eepy...

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MFW my coworkers talk about how the establishment is stopping trump from "making America great" (lemmy.ml)

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Dumb future... for now. (lemmy.ml)

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A dumb future in a clown country. Well the circus has to end eventually...

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If you have to ask how much, you can't afford godzilla. (lemmy.ml)

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I thought we were a family in this apartment building! (lemmy.ml)

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That ass though... (lemmy.ml)

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Pickpocket 100 (lemmy.ml)

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You got a DUI on the wrong night lady! (lemmy.ml)

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I always think I'm going to make banana bread with my old bananas... but then I don't. (lemmy.ml)

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It's way easier to blend the bananas and put them in pancake/waffle mix.

What are your go to uses for your old bananas? My naners are getting there...

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Life is like a choose your own adventure book... except you don't get to make the choices. (lemmy.ml)

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Fun dinosaur fact: dinosaurs did not have to pay rent (lemmy.ml)

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I guess the ones in that 90's TV show "Dinosaurs" had to now that I think about it.

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Fortunately no one lives in the basement with me. (lemmy.ml)

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No one around means no witnesses to the 24/7 cringe I generate.

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I care now! (lemmy.ml)

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I should have a 1-900 number and charge people $420 an hour to call me (lemmy.ml)

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Is it Spoopy Doots season yet? (lemmy.ml)

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This basement I live in costs 69% of my income (lemmy.ml)

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Thanks for the $2500 a month living expenses mom and dad. (lemmy.ml)

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Hope the dopamine hit was worth lifetime of my suffering. Not that they care. Me being born had nothing to do with me or what I wanted. It was 100,000% all about them and what they wanted.

I guess they wanted someone to be exploited by employers and to pay monthly tribute to a landed lord. Mission fucking accomplished.

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Fuck the chicken tax (lemmy.ml)

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Capitalists hate competition.

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MFW I get banned/muted (lemmy.ml)

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Aight I get it. I can be a bit to much some times. Most of the time. All the time.

At least yall can mute me, I cant.

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The most bad ass thing anyone can do is fight against this way of life that does not provide for all, even in the best days. (lemmy.ml)

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Anger with no direction often turns inward. That's they are afraid to stop hating "the other". Without direction, all that hate will be focused on themselves.

It's hard to accept you're wrong. It's easier to point at something to hate then it is to admit that we have been depriving our fellow citizens of basic necessities for the benefit of a select few that they are not a part of.