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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

The hinge gets you that smooth close action after slathering both sides

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

love me a pork bean jelly sandwich

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Hinge to keep the beans in?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

why use pbj when fluffernutter exists

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But with or without hinge???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

well of course i'm not a monster

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Depends, are the screws galvanized?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

P sure the hinges and screws come in either galvanized or brass - your choice for the right that appeals to you with each bite

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

how the hell else do you close your sandwich?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Without. Dr. says I have enough iron in my diet already.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Jsyk they’re making hinges in brass now, all the hinge without the Fe!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah I have a couple of people in my family with iron deficiency, the hinge is great for them!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So you turned it into a hotdog?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Where god failed, we overcome through technology😎😎😎

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Regrettably, I'm gluten free, so neither... although the screws might help hold the gluten free bread together. So I'm going for WITH door hinge.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Why thank you fellow hinge-eater.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Only if you rip out the four-inch screws
And then I want some orange juice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I do prefer oranges but I'll even eat hinges

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Screws are going the wrong way, aren't they? You want the heads to be flush with the hinge and protrude into the material or else they'll just fall off.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

True. You have a good eye for construction accuracy. But I guess the photo wouldn't have been as visually effective & humorous if the hinge had been assembled correctly and we couldn't see the screws in the bread.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Finally, my marmalade sandwiches can have internal rhymes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Im french and i have never eaten peanut butter in my life, thanks for the link

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was the same as you but married a Canadian and she converted me. It's delicious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Might give it a try then!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Nut butters are egregiously dense in ~~calories~~JOULES, they’re ideal for getting ~~crunked~~bourré on ENERGY (I localized the sentence for French-speakers)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

If other nut butters are common in France they also work well! My favorite is cashew butter and blackberry jam

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Actually I never ate any nut butter at all

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

While debatable that it’s really nut butter (hazelnut), not even Nutella?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Nutella is mostly chocolate with just a pinch of nuts afaik

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I somehow remember this image... hmm

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Hinged Pbj is an integral part of many people’s childhoods, makes sense {I only shitpost reposts}

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I am conflicted. Is this image unhinged or hinged?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think there is a broken pipe in there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Great, now the meme's basement is flooded

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

mmmm i love me some door hinge in my pb & j

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That classic clang on the first bite, that’s the stuff🤤🤤