this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

The Battle of Thermopylae really fucked me up in English Comp. I still feel the embarrassment

Ther-mop-i-lee

Not "Thermo-play"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sax-of-phony sounds a bit like cacophony, so it sort of fits. A potential future eggcorn.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I used to pronounce Persephone like Saxophone (Purse-a-phone) until I played Hades.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sax-o-phie, wow it's completely unrecognizable as the same word.

Who needs consistent pronunciation rules anyway?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I called the Progressive Metal band of the same name like that for like 5 years until I told a friend about them and they did the "hahaha.. Wait, what did you call them?" and right then and there my life changed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Like getting kicked in the testicles.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Testikles was lowkey one of the best characters in Odyssey. It's an absolute shame that that large, greased man wasn't used more throughout the game.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

At least we got to see him again in the underworld!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

This testicles guy's really got a pair huh?