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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago

This will be used as an excuse to try to drive down wages while demanding more responsibilities from developers, even though this is absolute bullshit. However, if they actually follow through with their delusions and push to build platforms on AI-generated trash code, then soon after they'll have to hire people to fix such messes.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago

How many times does the public have to learn if the CEO says it, he probably doesn't know what he's talking about. If the devs say it, listen

[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I know just enough about this to confirm that this statement is absolute horseshit

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like the no-ops of a decade ago and cloud will remove the need for infrastructure engineers. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (4 children)

SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO OUR SHITTY YAML BASED INFRASTRUCTURE!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

🤣😂😪😥😢😭

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It isn't that AI will have replaced us in 24 months, it's that we will be enslaved in 24 months. Or in the matrix. Etc.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's the same claim when tools like Integromat, WayScript, PureData, vvvv and other VPLs (Visual Programming Languages) started to get some hype. I once worked for a company that strongly believed they'd "retire the need for coding", and my ex-boss was so confident and happy about that... Although VPLs were a practical thing, time is the ruler of truth, and for every dev-related job vacancy I see, they ask some programming language, the written ones (JS, PHP, Python, Ruby, Lua, and so on).

Because if you look closely, deep inside, voila, there's code in anything that is claimed to be no-code! Wow, could anyone imagine that? 🤯 /sarcasm

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I made this meme a while back and I think it's relevant

[–] [email protected] 131 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’ll replace brain dead CEOs before it replaces programmers.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I'm pretty sure I could write a bot right now that just regurgitates pop science bullshit and how it relates to Line Go Up business philosophy.

Edit: did it, thanks ChatJippity

def main():
    # Check if the correct number of arguments are provided
    if len(sys.argv) != 2:
        print("Usage: python script.py <PopScienceBS>")
        sys.exit(1)
    # Get the input from the command line
    PopScienceBS = sys.argv[1]
    # Assign the input variable to the output variable
    LineGoUp = PopScienceBS
    # Print the output
    print(f"Line Go Up if we do: {LineGoUp}")
if __name__ == "__main__":
    main()
[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
if lineGoUp {

    CollectUnearnedBonus()

} else {

   FireSomePeople()
   CollectUnearnedBonus()

}
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think we need to start a company and commence enshittification, pronto.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This company - employee owned, right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm just going to need you to sign this Contributor License Agreement assigning me all your contributions and we'll see about shares, maybe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yay! I finally made it, I'm calling my mom.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Says the person who is primarily paid with Amazon stock, wants to see that stock price rise for their own benefit, and won’t be in that job two years from now to be held accountable. Also, who has never written a kind of code. Yeah…. Ok. 🤮

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

As software developer I am not scared that A.I will take away our jobs. What I am scared is that at that point A.I good enough to do most jobs out there.

All it really needs to do is replace large chunk of the service industry to wreck massive havock in our society.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Connecting human existence to their labour has a designed defect

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