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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

English is fucking weird. Take for example: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

This is a perfectly fine sentence,. I am not sure I am fine with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That motherfucker's a motherfucker, motherfucker.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A much quoted comment and yet I don't get it the only meaning for the word Buffalo that I know is of an animal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Buffalo = The city

buffalo = the animal, or the verb meaning "to bully"

The sentence is therefore roughly equivalent to "Buffalo animals that Buffalo animals bully, bully Buffalo animals."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look at that fine woman with her fine hair. I wonder if she's feeling fine today. Maybe I should take her out for fine dining.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Was that fine hair? Or fine hair? Or fine hair? Or fine hair?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

"Fine, I will pay that fine fine."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Counterpoint: fine dining is labeled as such, because you pay a fine (needlessly higher prices) for average food.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

James D. Nicoll

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can also describe how a woman looks without even changing the words.

How does she look?

"She's fine"

SHE'S FINE!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Let's eat grandpa

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

English isn't a language, it's a mistake

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

This is fine 🔥

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