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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Why use four wheels when two is fine? You already have all the makings of a control moment gyro, and a hyperspace pirate just posted on youtube how to make a gyro-monorail.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That's the hard way...does Zelinsky have a Signal account?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Good ted talk. Sending to Zelensky

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yes but is it... for lack of a better term... florkable?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

On a different note, I think they should use RC cars as well, I mean could you imagine what the Russians think when a lighting Macqueen RC car comes rolling into their trench with a Grenade attached to it

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

All meetings should be like this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is ludicrous over-engineering.

You land on the train in-motion, then blow it up at a random time along its journey. The range of any train is much further than the range of any drone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think the idea is that you ride the track to extend the range of the drone since train tracks are much more efficient than flying in terms of battery usage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ahhh, that would be much better. Though a drone wide enough to straddle a Russian rail gauge sounds pretty beefy. I guess it'd already be a serious affair, if it's carrying enough munitions to delete a train in motion.

I still think it'd be simpler and smarter to plant time-bombs on top of trains and fly back.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or it could carry an iron wedge underneath, land in the track, weld the wedge using thermite, and fly away. Then you wait for the train to derail.

Or you can fly multiple drones l, land them on the track, deploy large amounts of c4 or thermite, fly away and then detonate the payload to destroy the track.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Or detonate the payload beneath a train to destroy both the train AND the track

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's what I thought, keep it simple.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why the wheels? It could just sit on the tracks and wait

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yes, but then it would only work if the train was going towards it.

(In case you missed the irony here somehow, you could shell a damn train just about as well, they're not sneaky or hard to follow)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was hoping for a drone hut with chicken feet, but this works fine too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's already deployed near Sudzha. There's only one....but then, you only need one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No, those don't fly. You're thinking of a mortar and pestle.