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‘Traditional’ Values Will Protect Russia From Mpox Outbreak, Top Health Official Says
(www.themoscowtimes.com)
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Just like being hetero protects from HIV…riiight.
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“Traditional Values” = “We murder homosexuals”
Given how much FSB and others love to torture men by anal rape, Russia should be at a high-risk alert.
Dedovshchina is Life, Dedovshchina is Love
Do not Google "HIV/AIDS in Russia", do not Google "HIV/AIDS in Russia", do not Google "HIV/AIDS in Russia"...
Correct, use duckduckgo
For HIV/AIDS, you're gonna wanna Bing it.
Good news: since there are no gays in Russia (official government position), there is no HIV in Russia, since it's only transmitted by the gay sex (official government position).
(Excuse me while I wash the fingers I used to type that)
yes. the traditional values of the russian bathhouse.
Pretty sure they found an officer bunk with a gimp shit in there
Does it just stay in the suit? :(
Well i guess u cant die of disease if u get shot in a meat wave.
Traditional Russian values means that you're simply left to die and go unreported until the collapse of the next dictatorship.
Your glorious death for the tsar.
Popova be like: Dying is gay, as said by our ancestors.
Their traditional values of not giving a shit about the people?
its almost comical. i remember when the conservatives used god as their HIV shield until their secretly homosexual husbands brought it to them... then suddenly it was a 'disease that affects everyone'
idiots
Bro once it gets to elementary schools it's joever, nothing can stop a pandemic after that.
Dude it would obviously only affect the elementary schools where they have gay sex.
They have Catholic schools in Russia?!
They have Russian Orthodox schools, which are basically the same thing but with taller hat and more beard.
There is scientific evidence of monkeypox spreading via aerosols, therefore claiming it's a "gay disease" is a grave mistake. It's the same mistake that was made with HIV.
Aha, but if the aerosols only come from gay butts, Russia stay safe and strong.
Just like these traditional values prevented the spread of HIV in Russia, eh?
The thing I find most interesting is that the head of a "consumer protection watchdog" is making statements that should only be made by medical scientists... You know, virologists, doctors, etc?
In Russia, corporate whore puppet is also medical doctor!
I too support traditional values in Russia
Specifically the traditional values of steppe nomads absolutely kicking Russia's teeth in.
Yes, I'm aware it wasn't called Russia at the time
Hordes of Steppe nomads armed with drones is a terrifying thought
Not to get too serious, but someone brought up the point regarding all these drone firework shows, usually in part created out of respect of veterans with PTSD. I really wonder if drone warfare will end up with the same effect. I really hope not, no one deserves that
At least predator drones killed you silently, definitely no PTSD from that!
Oh don't worry we already have completely silent drone rotors, they're just not manufactured on a large enough scale that Ukraine can easily get ahold of them.
FPV drones very much don't. That's a super distinct sound.
The children of Afganistan fear blue skies, so we have that going for us!
And bleach cures covid, you fucking cunts.
Sufficient bleach makes any disease go away.
While speaking about traditional values, Anna hesitated several times while she stabbed random bystanders