Well fuck you and your co² farting anus, Brian Niccol!
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The climate crisis could be solved with probably just a single guillotine.
Axes are more portable, and the turn around rate is faster. Just saying.
“Your honor, the defendant qualified their statement with the phrase “just sayin.” Clearly they cannot be prosecuted and this case must be dismissed.
They also have reduced staffing requirements.
Nah, have a little decorum. Pollution and deliberate ecocide are probably some of the most destructive crimes in history after all.
I’m intrigued by both of your suggestions and wish to subscribe to your newsletters.
When he is not traveling for work, however, Niccol will still be expected to work from the Seattle office at least three days a week in alignment with Starbucks’ hybrid work policies, a company spokesperson tells CNBC Make It.
To be fair, the offer letter mentions he is working from a remote office (and is able to hire an assistant of his choosing). I'm hoping this whole supercommute nonsense isn't daily and instead like.. monthly for some meeting or something.
Who am I kidding though, a $10M signing bonus? He gets up to $250K per year of personal use out of the jet? They'll even reimburse him $50K of legal and advisory fees he incurs having the offer reviewed by his own lawyers. That's where I stopped reading.
Flight time itself should be about 2 hours and he's rich so he has options to skip most of the security theatre, that's... extreme but doable.
He's the CEO though so I'd say yeah it being a regular thing is probably unlikely.
No security theatre if you fly private. The most you get is a quick id check coming onto the field.
“It’s becoming increasingly common because we’re still in a competitive labor market,” he explains. “Executives aren’t accepting job offers if flexibility isn’t on the table.”
CEOs of major corporations aren't a "labor market". They're a bunch of narcissists looking for their next hit. They won't accept working conditions that don't favor them because they a) don't need to work and b) their motivation is being a business king and the more ridiculous the package is, the better it feels. It's just a MBA delusion that he has a special brain worth tens of millions of dollars more than promoting some underling. That the market thought 10% of Chipotle's entire value was this guy's special brain is just insanity.
Supercommute sounds like a fancy way to say he can just rent or buy a luxurious place in Seattle to stay during the week.
Starbucks is anti-climate pass it on.
Going to need a shit load of frappuccinos
That’s not bad for the climate.
Supercommuting, instead of teleworking because that would embolden employees to ask for full-time teleworking.
Can't have the plebs think they have some power.
Brian Niccol "Guess what plebs? I commute over 1,000 miles one way to get the office. If I can do it, so can you. Get your asses into the office, plebs."
This is really going to go a long way to make up for all the lost pollution from all the folks that started working from home recently
Oh cool, more corporate waste...