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This is it, y'all! This is the one.
No political messaging, no debatable tech contribution, no societal contribution, the company will be fine because they change CEOs like I change my underwear.
I think everyone can agree, this is the one we eat. It's time to send a message and enjoy a damn fine meal.
The article says when he started at Chipotle they were headquartered in Denver but dickbag moved it to Newport Beach so it was closer. Guessing the same thing will happen to Starbucks. He will (randomly) decide that Newport Beach is a better location for a global coffee chain than Seattle.
Next time Starbucks does a greenwashing campaign just think of this asshole drinking champagne while commuting on a private jet.
Remember kids, climate change is your fault specifically, and only you can make things better by making your own life harder!
Gosh. Thinking about all the time I wasted on the damn bus today made this sting more than usual.
And here I was thinking naively that this was an opportunity for change.
What an asshole.
"I'm tall and have great hair, and I feel my thralls really need to see that."
I'm tall and have great hair. Am I supposed to have thralls?
Piece of shit, wow!
Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks’ head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet
Replace all the Taylor Swift memes with this fucking guy.
We can do both, let's not forget that Taylor Swift is a garbage person too!
Taylor Swift is the liberals' emotional support billionaire
How do you boycott a company you already weren't buying anything from?
Shoplift?
You mean pickett?
Take their coffee grounds for compost?
Go there every day and ask for a water. It's free, but you're costing them a tiny amount each time.
Oh I was gonna recommend arson. Maybe your plan is better
Free water, arson, bricks, and bullhorns. With these four powers combined, I am.. Captain Protest!
Your plan is certainly quicker, which is an upside.
Bro should one way supercommute into the sun
Dude has two families
Eat the rich
I keep my cutlery sharp in preparation.
Don't worry, he probably has some arrangement to only go like once. A month.
Per the article, he's required to be onsite 3 days a week
In the offer letter, Starbucks also notes that it will set up a remote office for Niccol in Newport Beach along with an assistant of his choosing. When he is not traveling for work, however, Niccol will still be expected to work from the Seattle office at least three days a week in alignment with Starbucks’ hybrid work policies, a company spokesperson tells CNBC Make It.
A "remote office" in his backyard, no doubt.
That's some ridiculous micro management of a CEO. Didn't expect to see that in a contract for someone at that level.
It seems more like he isn't an exception to the hybrid work policy that applies to everyone else. Although it notes "when not traveling for work", so chances are he'll be flying all over the place anyway for unnecessary meetings and schmoozing sessions. Or whatever else a CEO can't do remotely
Try once a week! He will have to be in Seattle three days a week to conform to Starbucks’ remote/hybrid work policy.
Real "Meetings that could have been Emails" energy on this executive level decision.
Honestly, doing the big Star Wars Emperor hologram head would have made this guy look less evil.
So, you're going to continue to increase climate change, rather than just using a zoom call. GOD DAMN CEOS!!! Why the hell is return to office so important to you assholes??? Just do a god damned video call!
Self-preservation. If they stay at home for too long, they'll get sued for domestic violence.
Have you considered the culture ?? Hmmm????
Yeah the cubicle farm that smells like farts and microwaved fish is integral to a good days work!
The sooner we destroy all private jets the better.
*private jet owners
Both?
…To shreds you say?