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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm bi. But because of reasons I've never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Apollo doesn’t show me post authors in my main feed but sometimes you just know a Stamets post.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (5 children)

What can I say... I am nothing if not homosexual

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ahh I love that I knew exactly who'd posted this the moment I read it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Tell them they can get their own damn onion rings.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All three of them at the same time 😳?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Is this Frank vom house party?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Come on man at least let me try girls first, what else am I supposed to do with this attraction to breasts

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Nah man I already got those kind and they're not good enough, plus most fat guys don't have a very good figure

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Find a guy with nipples on his ass and go ham

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Any consenting surface with zero dicks and clean expectations.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Any consenting adult with a clean dick and zero expectations.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My chemistry teacher allways said "ein bisschen bi schadet nie' and I am not sure if he was referring to bicarbonate

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

Could we swap to funions? Cold onion rings are gross and hot onion rings seem like a real problem (in context).

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

🎶 'Cause if you like it, then you should've put a ring on it

If you like it, then you should've put a ring on it 🎶

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Someone eating bitey food off a boner sounds risky and scary.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Well at least it ain’t calamari

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Bitey food cooked in boiling hot oil.

I’ll pass.

[–] [email protected] 154 points 3 days ago (3 children)

There are two men inside you. You will not be able to walk straight tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

Love the username too lmao

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