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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (5 children)

the number of people openly admitting to wear Crocs in here is really concerning.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why? They're a comfortable, decently built, well-priced shoe. Why shouldn't someone wear Crocs?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

well they're... i believe the scientific term is "hideous".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I thought that for a long time. Then I finally gave in and got some. They're fantastic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

they supposedly don't have laces but they're clearly laced with something. that's the only explanation for these comments.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Their indoor shoes so you don't have to take off our shoes for something short.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Crocs are top-tier shoes to wear. You cannot change my mind.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

i don't think anything can. you're too far gone!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Search your feelings, you know it to be true

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago

Just accept it that they are never gonna be with you. There is no happy ending.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Crocs are lowkey the number one shoes of athletes. The minute any kid finishes any game with cleats, they kick them off and roll with the crocs.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Crocs are kinda magic. Try running with them while wearing socks in """sport mode""". In my experience it actually makes you run faster because the foam is fairly springy. I can run fast enough that I can't keep up with my feet and risk tripping.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is clearly the raw croc power that makes you trip…certainly not because you’re running in a slip on sandal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Dude, I know it sounds silly, but I swear I run faster with them on hard surfaces. They're really springy and thick socks keep them from sliding around on my feet so they're actually not as clumsy as you'd think (or at least they don't feel that way). I wouldn't intentionally go running in them because I bet regularly running in them destroys your joints or something.

Though now I'm tempted to do an experiment to see if they actually make me run faster or if it just feels that way.

Also, I promise I'm not a complete fashion disaster; I only wear socks with them if I already have socks on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Could a bear rock these crocs ?

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The movement lines implies they they rotated the strap through their ankle clockwise 🤔

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Nope: Lift foot out. Flip back. Foot in, adjust strap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Came here to gripe about exactly this.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago

It's a little-known fact that guys can noclip when they're horny enough

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

There's a reason they're called a "crush"

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