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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Guys, this is a made up article. Sorry to explain the joke but he wasn't 52 when he died

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

*from autoerotic asphyxiation…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's crazy, every major city in the world is in an economic pressure cooker due to digital nomadism, it's the other side of migrant flow effects on local labour and commodity markets, interesting.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I still haven't heard confimation on exactly where the dildo was found on the body.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What I heard is that there was more than one dildo, and I think that's where the confusion comes from about which orifice it was (they were) in at time of death.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

that would explain a lot.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I heard that he was having a meeting with J.D. Vance and their collective lack of charisma values collapsed into a micro singularity and they imploded.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Finally, a chance to rant.

Posting "RIP" in the comments thread of a YouTube video is the tackiest fucking thing a human being is biologically capable of doing. Please stop. You're actually killing me, and then you are going to post "RIP" in my comment thread like the croaking of a chorus of horny frogs. If all you have to say is "RIP", you don't have anything to say. Just click "like" or whatever, you're not paying any more respect posting "RIP". If you want to observe the death with a comment, spend a moment in contemplation and share a genuine feeling. I hate it so much.

Thank you. I know that was ugly. It's been building for a while. You can't say that in an actual dead human's video thread.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

You're actually killing me

RIP

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Broke his back trying to suck his own dick. sad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

that's not what I heard...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

This actually got a good chuckle out of me, thx.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Damn, thought the air had started to clear for a split second

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Thank God. I heard he OD'd on a speedball while sucking off a trans woman while simultaneously dead naming his own child.

Rest in piss musky boy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

from what I understand, he actually tried to use a horse as an anally attached parachute... nobody could stop him. He just said they were all idiots with no vision.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I heard he was gargling cum and it went in his windpipe.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Considering what i heard i wouldn’t be he was calling the name imagining having sex with them instead.

Oh wait, the guy that frequently jokes about having sex with their own offspring was a different weirdo?

I think these guys are now official in a relationship or something so cant blame for mixing them up.

Trumps the one that did the worst deal of the century and bought twitter right?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You take one nap in a ditch and they start declaring you this and that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
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