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I don't want to talk about it...
got to him, got plapped, got thrown out
Plapped?
fucked
edit: it's from /tttt
/tttt?
there is a 4chan board called /lgbt and since there are mostly trans people on there it's called /tttt by some
Thanks, one never stops learning :)
Unfunny, she asked if I was dating her because she had blonde hair. Well duh, yah part of dating is that you are physically attracted to that person but her accusing me of being that shallow guaranteed I wouldn't go out with her again. "You are a judgemental shit."
My date went to smoke pot with the band we were seeing (small nightclub)
(FYI: this is divorcΓ©es attempting to date)
Went on my 1st date after divorce. Sat down together at a cafΓ©. After greeting each other, she immediately asks "So when do you intend to move to my town?". I reply by saying "Whoa! Take it slow. Let's get to know each other first!" and feeling that she can't be serious about her question.
She, however, explodes in my face that she has a life and a kid in that other town and no time to waste. I managed to reply that I have a life and kids in this current town we're in, too, before she jumps up and storms away cursing.
Not the most conducive first post-marital dating experience.
I mean, it does sound like y'all both saved yourselves some time.
April 1st.
Always funny
"No homo" immediately after having sex for the first time, we have been together for 8 years now
(We are lesbians this isn't homophobia)
If you ever do vows, please add this to the end of them. Thank you.
haha
First date with someone who absolutely hated Apple started talking about getting a smart phone (this was around 2010) and how she should probably get an iPhone cause it's better but boy does she hate Apple.
I'm just sitting there, can't believe this moment is happening cause it's the sort of thing you'd see scripted in a movie or tv show. She finishes hating Apple and asks btw what do I do?
"I work for Apple on the iPhone."
She practically choked she was so surprised, laughing, and feeling embarrassed. We ended up dating for a while and remained friends after.
One time when I worked at a hardware store, I was loading concrete bags for a woman and I asked her, "you wanted eight?" to confirm how many she requested. She asked back, "do I want a date??" Anyway, I was too shy to pretend that I was asking her out, so this comment is only sort of about dating.
So did she get date or eight?
Only eight :|
In high school I was invited to be a third wheel for a friend who I'm pretty sure had never been on a date before. He was so nervous he ended up knocking over a large glass full of ice water. Twice.
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