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What a sweet deal! Thanks Hello Fresh!

They really said
πŸ™… "Disney+, with ads on us"
πŸ‘‰ "Disney+ with ads, on us"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Careful. If you sign up for Disney plus and then Disney kills your wife YOU CAN'T SUE!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Damn, some guys have all the luck.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This promo aside, it's ridiculous that people are okay with paying and still seeing ads (and to think of it, it's been like this since the days of cable).

A free to use but ad-supported tier is totally understandable, but the way we have it today is borderline absurd.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Would be a real shame if your wife were to suffer an allergic reaction and die after you agreed to this free trial, leaving you with no legal recourse despite our restaurant’s demonstrably inadequate precaution!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Seven days of ADs for free is a fucking rip off.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Pro tip: use Firefox+ublock origin for no ads in any streaming platform Pro-er tip: sail the seven seas!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also, if you agree to this and your wife dies due to allergies in one of your theme parks, they may use the TOS on this trial to rule you agreed to binding arbitration in court.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

As far as I'm concerned that bullshit makes it a moral imperative to pirate as much Disney+ content as possible. Like I'm going to torrent shit and seed it even if I don't watch it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ, Just a week away. πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Can you believe it?? Just a week away

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yarrr matey

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Not just ads, but also unactionable anaphylaxis! It's a steal really.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Here, have a "Be My Bitch" coupon, free of charge.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Can you combine it with "suck my dick" coupon? Got plenty of those.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

It's the only way nowadays. Just pretend you're a pirate of the caribbean and say it with me. "Arrrr"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I arrrrrready know...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In the past, even the most shady companies were giving away stuff for free, to lure you in. Here you got to pay, by watching ads. Disney is a thug.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And if Disney poisons you 10 years from now you can't sue them!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They will also ban you for using an adblocker Why? Cause they need the money

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

not just block video, but ban? wow. its like they want you to pirate.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I would never steal. I will, however, infringe on copyright.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I know what you mean but the way I read it in my head is that you're making your own movies using their characters.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Sadly, I'm not talented enough to pull that off. If only!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I for one support this future.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing. Yoho matey

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They don't even have content worth piracy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Idk. The mandolorian was the bomb.Com & i really enjoyed both seasons of loki.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

At least that way I can have the proper versions of Star Wars.

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