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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Who the hell would measure their package in inches outside the good ole USA?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I thought USians use football pitches. Or in this case, matches. Or fractions of these.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ve known more than one guy who measured his dick in inches and did it wrong, because fractional inches are unintuitive as fuck. Americans need to just rip the bandaid off and commit to metric, it’s much better over on this side

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Now... What if we make "1 dick" the fundamental metrich length unit? That would solve a lot of problems.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

There's anime with that IIRC, with a pixie character having height of exactly one dick. Can't recall the name tho.

Edit: Quick search revealed it's Handyman Saitou in Another World

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I would respect speed limits even less if they were measured in dicks per hour

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Measue it in decimeters.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

I use centimeters, and meters. The us can go sit in a corner and contemplate their failure in feet and inches

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My European dick is measured in centimeters

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I prefer to measure mine in milliliters. Big (numbers) matter.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, why would I use inches?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, why not using light years? smh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been at Ångströmlaboratoriet a lot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

i prefer planck lenghts. makes it seem bigger than it actually is