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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It's astounding how fucking dumb these people are.

Alcatraz and Auschwitz are interchangeable whenever they're spoken.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

Daily reminder to all ICE agents. By signing up for ICE, you have signed yourself up for a lifetime of fear and criminal liability. There are Nazi concentration camp guards that were tried for their crimes in their 90s. There is no statute of limitations on crimes against humanity. Your names are recorded; your deeds are known. And you will face justice for your crimes. And do not count on a blanket pardon saving you. Crimes against humanity are violations of international law that cannot be pardoned.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Bless her heart.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Every day I open Lemmy and go "what they doin over there" at all the Americans. It's like my very own fascism terrarium. I get to enjoy it until the coup my government again

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

What's going on is we live in a country with A LOT of racists and one of them is in the Oval Office, giving the thumbs up to the other racists, telling them their racism is not only acceptable, but desirable.

And a bunch of other people who are not racist, but very stupid, decided to make stupid decisions last November, allowing the racists to flourish.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why tf is that limp pastry wearing a flack jacket?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

She's wearing an empty plate carrier, because she forgot her never maintained ar15 and wanted to look tough.

I guess I shouldn't bitch about the ar15 maintenance, it doesn't need any when you don't fire it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Seems like a good idea I guess if you're going to publicly say dumb stuff that makes people want to shoot you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I am a South Carolinian. This vile person in no way represents the will of most South Carolinians. I am constantly embarrassed by our politicians. If people of good will in thus state woke up and just went to the polls, we could end the tenure of this evil fool and so many others, but it never happens. I am so very tired of this perpetuation of evil, and I'm so heart sick that so much of it comes from the people I grew up with.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Unfortunately, people of good will rarely have the willingness to go along with it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

That’s if you believe in the continued integrity of our elections, which let’s be honest, was always a tenuous thing at best. Since 2000, it’s been a slippery fucking slope

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Imagine bragging about more prisons in your state. Like that's your fucking platform? How does that enrich the citizen's lives?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There is a perverse logic to increasing GDP by employing every white male to round up and detain mexicans. But aligators are taking white jobs, now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

And anyone who knows alligators would know they ain't down for the job! My swamp puppies eat anything regardless of skin tone.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Timothy 2:11 reads I ain't gotta listen to no woman get back in the kitchen.

Or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Deuteronomy 22:13-21 says we can chuck rocks at them if they aren't virgins on their wedding night.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Uhh I'll have two with points and a big flat one

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