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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah great point. Humans are definitely always better at doing things (while pursuing profit) than millions of years of evolution can do :/

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

This mf out here thinking they aren't the result of millions of years of evolution.

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[–] [email protected] 120 points 8 months ago (17 children)

Human breast milk is the only naturally occurring food specifically designed for human consumption.

I'm waiting for somebody brave enough to promote the all-breast milk diet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Amazon Prime Video

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Actually it's not designed.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Don't ask me how I know this, but some parts of the bodybuilding community have been known to pay lactating women a surprisingly high amount for their breast milk.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Iirc it's not even ideal for body building as human breast milk has higher natural sugars and less protein than other animal milks.

Baby's brains need those extra calories to develop as quickly as they do, hence the extra natural sugars.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Activision-Blizzard will gladly promote that.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (4 children)

There's only the tiny issue that most humans are lactose intolerant. Don't believe me, look it up

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Man it was wild when my GI doc gave me the low-down on that. Like most everything in metabolic science its a "grey subject."

Mammals naturally lose the ability to produce lactase as they wean off mother's milk. However, humans, particularly Europeans and some areas of Africa have consumed dairy for long enough that we do maintain limited lactase production if it is introduced shortly after weaning. There is evidence in some areas of western Europe specifically, where life long production of lactase does appear to have evolved.

But for the majority of the world, yeah, they day we started weaning was the day we stopped being lactose tolerant.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

That's cow's milk.

Edit: guess I'm incorrect, I posted a link below on where I got confused.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It’s all mammal milk

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I don't think there's a ton of difference actually. It's a known phenomenon that all humans are born tolerating lactose but most lose it with time.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I've heard Cambodian breast Milk is the finest.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (5 children)

You are literally designed to eat craps found on the ground.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

I tried that once. Don't eat the Milk Duds that come out of a rabbit, trust me, they taste like shit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There's processed, and then there's Processed. When I make bread, it's a processed food, it's not just whole wheats. Except for fruit, most of what I eat is processed, but not much Processed.

French fries are so delicious though. Chips and chips are my junk food.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The actual term is ultra processed. Anything that requires industrial level machinery to make or industrial ingredients are ultra processed.

This podcast episode goes into great detail about the subject. https://youtu.be/eNOi66OclA4?si=XDtfu-NhhfYLlThx

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Requires? You can make French fries at home. Doesn't make it organic, or healthy.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Unprocessed food is, where your belly realizes where to stop. Processed food is, where your brain wants more.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

I don't just want it processed.

I want it intelligently designed.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Organic food rots, ewww. Processed food can last forever, yayyyy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Right, who would put that could potentially ~~be broken down by natural processes~~rot in your system. Gross! (/S)

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (4 children)

This just made the best argument for how I'm going to plan my diet going forward. Nothing but fries and ice cream from now on. I'll be a paragon of health.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If we want to max processed make sure you’re going for ice creams that cannot legally call itself ice cream, “frozen desserts”.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Supposedly Christian Bale consumed a diet of exclusively pizza and ice cream to get from a Machinist physique to a Batman one, so maybe you're more right than you realized!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Remember, if you can't light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ice cream not melting seems like a small problem considering ice cream in general are full of saturated fat and sugar.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

it’s not burning, it’s soot

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Well ... it's designed for you to buy at least

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah mc donalds doesnt give a fuck if you immediately throw it in the trash after buying it. It was absolutely only made to be sold, nothing more.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Throwing it away is probably the best option

Except for not buying it in the first place of course

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

The system works. dust hands

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