Sidenote: I hate when people refer to women by their first names and men by their lasts. Would it be so difficult to call it the Harris campaign?
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Hey Matt remember how you said everyone wants to have sex with children, and the problem with liberals is that they say they don't so they must be lying about it? Yeah. Now that's true and fucked up, couch fucking is fairly normal in contrast.
Remember the terrorist fist jab? The tan suit fiasco. Obamacare death panels. The pedophile Pizza gate conspiracy?
And they're upset about being called weird couch lovers?
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unfortunately, while i can't stand hasan for being an absolutely insufferable human, he does make a good point here (mostly) ignoring the technicalities (mostly just not being 100% accurate, which, who cares lmao)
republicans are finally getting a taste of their own medicine, and they do not like it.
Couch memes are fine, but I still don't understand why we're ignoring his dolphin fetish.
The couch one is so much more believable that it sticks better. Like they're trying to push that Tim walz drinks horse cum but it's so stupid it hasn't spread much. Now if they targeted vaush with that rumor...
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Thoughts and prayers for couch fucker vance and convicted felon trump
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They're so enraged that it is catching on, you love to see it.
Their crocodile tears just make them look more like the children they detest every day.
Sidenote: the phrase "your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" is getting overused, but like.... It's just so fitting how can you not use it.
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"one of the dirtiest things ..."
It's just a joke, bruh. No reason to get weird about it, can't you take a joke or something?
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rare W for hasan on this one
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
In my experience, bullies are quite fragile and easy to break. All bark.
"sToP bEiNg MeAn!!!"
-the party of "fuck your feelings" who calls everyone snowflakes
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Someone told me once never trust the words that come before the "but" or after "honestly" and i don't know where they heard it from but i have found it to be almost a universally true and useful trick.
Shouldn't it be don't trust the words before but?" Nice thing, but bad thing. "
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Who throws a shoe? Honestly?
Someone told me once never trust the words that come before the "but" or after "honestly" and i don't know where they heard it from...
Honestly, I don't trust this part of your statement.
😂
Oh that's a good one! It's like that thing about any headline ending in a question mark can be answered with "no".
Which it turns out, after fact checking myself, is called Betteridge's Law of Headlines
Good rule of thumb. Occasionally it doesn't work but usually it's on point.
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How the turntables
Maybe next time you will estimate me
Calling a guy weird for something we can all see a desperate, horny, sexually-repressed midwestern teenager actually trying just isn't comparable to questioning the rightfully elected president's citizenship because his race makes you uncomfortable.
Hooooooly shit this is a good one
We're truly living through peak politics. This made me ugly snort like the guy in this video: https://youtu.be/h232bilq8eQ
I have to make a confession, my brain immediately parsed this image as a Linus tech tips thumbnail.
... Somebody needs to take this image and make it the background for a JD Vance Linux distro. That shit would be even more of a meme than Hannah Montana
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"Honestly one of the dirtiest things-"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAH. HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA *gasp* HAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA.
Sorry.
What? He doesn't pay very good attention to politics, you can't blame him!
Matt Walsh: "This is honestly one of the dirtest things I've ever seen in politics"
Also Matt Walsh: Insert the movie Lady Ballers here
"Now watch as I abuse my pregnant wife because I'm a 30-something babydick"
Matt Walsh is just upset that the couch turned him down after.
Many people are saying it.
The best people.
I’m hearing…many people…many of the top people who know about these things…are saying…very strongly…so I don’t know, but we’ll be looking into it very soon.
and he hasn't denied it