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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I wonder if the wall on the left of the picture is shared with the relaxation chamber. Maybe it was designed by the same person who did this kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

X-wing and TIE fighter toys suspended from a ceiling track by monofilament

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some neon in "2001 space odyssey" style.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I bet someone could make a hallway look like this with current tech.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Make the rest of the house thinner.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I'd just give up and shit in the kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Seashells, as they will remind one of the vast scale of the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Man can you imagine being the plumber that had to install this? What a fucking job that must've been.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Trying to find ways to Jack the rent for the 2'x32' room eh?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

how did they even constructed the room. I get claustrophobic by looking at it and I didn't though I was

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I recommend a sledgehammer.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Add one of those Live Laugh Love signs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's still lot of space, you can put bath or shower in front of it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I was thinking about putting a jacuzzi. There is plenty of space.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Walk through bath

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

to really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Carpet would really tie the room together.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Rotate the tiles 90° so the stripes run the other direction. And put a big mirror on the wall. Voilà! You're ready for Instagram!

[–] [email protected] 106 points 3 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

They probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Yes. Behind the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that...

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Oooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.

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