this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I don't think my fat ass would fit.if I sit down, you might need to call the fire department.

I'm not even a very big guy but I'm no twig.😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Smaller toilet, duh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

make a singing joe biden head come out of the toilet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

You have all that space in the Complex and you put a toilet there?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Have R2 shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

seems cozy to me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Get a much smaller toilet, or move to a bigger house.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't the bigger house make the bathroom seem even smaller?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m not suggesting they take the bathroom with them, more leave it behind and forget about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

But then where would they poop?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Mirrors on both walls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Use this angle as a 2D canvas for a shape or a picture. You want to go sit there and see what it looks like from that angle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I do not see any "no diving" signs on the toilet tank. That is a pool of water of less than 8 feet so someone might think they can try diving into it if they don't have a sign to remind them not to!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I'd knock one of the walls down, preferably the one the door is on to make it an open concept design. It'll make the room look wayy more modern.

Also add rgb lights.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Man, what a trip I just had…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Put a conveyor belt on the floor which can go both directions, plus some great tunes. Like Mama from Spice Girls

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

..or like that Jamiroquai music video!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

And make the direction randomized for added excitement

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Paint the walls with vantablack and you won't be able to tell how big the room is or isn't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Put a plaque on the door saying "execution chamber"
Refuse to elaborate
Leave

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mirrors. In this case, everything should have a mirror on it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Chorus line vibes...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That better be a bidet, because there isn't enough room to wipe in there

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

My thought exactly.

We have a cluster of toilets at work, where the toilets are too close to the wall for you to wipe. But it's only on one side, the other side is fine, and it's alternating sides (because of plumbing).

I've considered putting up signs saying "left hand wipe toilet", because being right handed and not realizing the issue before splash down sucked.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And taper it ever so slightly inwards.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Light switch by the toilet, light bulb by the door.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good thing that the toilet stopped the walls from closing in!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

We're alive, you did it C-3PO!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I don't know...a grenade?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This would be great for people who are fall risks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Jesus. Thats too much room. Add a bed bunk and basin in the wall. You will be able to the tripple the rent as another home.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Get some galvanized steel rods and some loose self tapping screws from your aunt's handbag.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Knock out a wall or two.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This is the breakroom toilet at Lumon

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