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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Aluminum is the best metal in the world at being a plastic.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

"Oh, hey guys. Have you heard about this awesome metal called aluminum? I'm so cool I stan a metal that makes up 8% of the weight of the Earth's solid surface" - a fucking idiot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

when you meet a steel is real bicycle guy

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Together they are thermite!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aluminum is F grade allomantic material.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

unless you need to block the allomancy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Cheese is better at blocking Shardblades anyway

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Uranium is the one true metal

[–] [email protected] 129 points 2 months ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Halloumi, yummy.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don’t get me started on titanium! 🙄

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Titanium is awesome, though. Has similar corrosion properties to aluminum (in that it only oxidizes on the surface), is similar in strength to iron/steel, but is only about 60% of the weight iron. So it's lighter.
Plus if you mix in molybdenum and I think some nickel, you can have yourself a very long lasting spring that won't sag like steel springs after several years.
Main downside is it's so expensive compared to iron :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

As a former cyclist, steel is real. I’ve seen aluminum bikes fail (as in, break at the top and down tube)during a ride. Screw your aluminum!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aluminium doesn't get stronger on the welds like steel does, it gets weaker. So if you screw them up, you end up with a two part bike

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

And now I'm back to looking at steel (and titanium) adventure hardtails...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

not to defend Alluminium (bleh), but that's likely a production error, bad hydroforming, bad welds... at least it's not CF!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tesla Cybertruck something something.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But seriously making the body pannels out of stainless steel and the frame out of aluminum would be a hilarious joke among 2nd year engineering students about what happens when you let the sales people make the specs.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

At least we can all agree that diamond is the hardest metal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’ve often heard that Diamond Is Unbreakable

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pretty sure neutron star matter is the hardest metal buddy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Found the astronomer.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Dragonforce is the hardest metal known to man, it is the metal you use to break diamond

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought carbon fibre was the hardest metal

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With the right definition, carbon fibre might indeed be a metal. But it's never the hardest.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Always been more of an iridium man myself

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I prefer all my farm tools and weapons to be made out of iridium personally, but that’s just me

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not as bad as those osmium-heads, plus we've got sparkle and color!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'll take osmium-heads over degenerates any day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Thorium master race.

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