“Not going to talk about couches”? Oh yes you are. You’ve been hoisted by your own petard, and you’re gonna stay up there till we decide to take you down (we won’t, you deserve it).
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
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If they were "smart" they'd be their usual disgusting selves and turn it on us. "Oh these people are rich: they want men to have sex with men, women to have sex with men that are now women? They want to have sex with human-animals(furries), but the couch is where they draw the line!? Talk about hypocrite Democrats, but what else is new!?"
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That’s ok because the rest of us are having great fun discussing it because it’s sofa king hilarious
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That’s because Flipper Vance is getting too much attention with all this couch action.
Anyday now Trump will crack and announce that he had lots of couches back in his day more than anyone and when your rich they let you do it to their couches with tears in their eyes saying thank you sir. Big strong men with big strong couches. Some of them were on the younger side to be sure but they liked the couches as much as I did.
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I heard he has a secret nest of tables with his mistress.
How dare you talk about his ottomans that way!
Not evading the couch allegations.
"I did not have sexual relations with that settee!"
Sectional relations
No talk, only segs.
COUCHES are being used in SCHOOLS to FORCE kids to have sex! We need to BAN these sick perverted couches. THEY want your children to stop having kids.
GET THEM OUT OF SCHOOLS
Or something deranged like that.
You don't have to talk to em, you just walk right up and grab em by the cushy
Furnitussy
To the tune of “We don’t talk about Bruno”
Of course not, they think couches are pornographic.
Dear castingcouch.com,
Do you have any without the women?
Sincerely,
JD
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Which got me the sick idea of "Coucher", an app like Tinder where you can swipe pics of upholstered living room furniture...
I'm not going to look, but I find the idea hilarious.
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Holy shit! Ngl, that's the hottest couch I've ever seen.
What about love seats? Or is that too vague for him because he loves all the seats.