Sounds like a comment on one of those tell me where you're from without mentioning the country type of threads.
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Read this as "man talking trash to dumpster" and figured someone's cybertruck had a BSOD or somethin.
Yeah, yeah, but notice how no trash thief attacked him on his way to the dumpster thanks to him having a gun on his person!
/s
I misread this as "talking trash to dumpster" and thought "The police will come up with any excuse to shoot innocent people and make it look like a suicide now, won't they?"
Skill issue.
Thank God he was safe from whatever threat he was so afraid of that he thought he needed a loaded gun to take his trash to the end of his driveway.
I'm so fucking glad that I'm not so terrified of everything and everyone that I think I need a loaded gun 24 hours a day to protect myself.
take his trash
I was this-many reads in when I finally understood he wasn't TALKING trash to his dumpster.
"You want a piece of me, you smelly filth, you rubbish heap, you trumpsterfire of human indecen--BANG! Arghhhhhh...."
That's what you get for talking trash to your trash!
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What could go wrong if I walk with a loaded gun with the safety off?
Nothing! This way I can shoot someone so fast that cops would envy me!
So he was carrying an unsecured weapon? It's good that he just shot himself, and not some innocent bystander.
Loaded weapons poorly carried by inbred hillbillies is a significant cause of injury and death to their betters.
Guns don't kill people... Wait, yes they do, this article proves it.
Good for the gun. It had nothing to lose but its chains.
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For some reason i read man talking trash to dumpster
Why do you think he brought the gun? That dumpster kept running its mouth.
"What? You're just some big green box! You ain't shit! You're full of shit! What are you gonna do, sit there and smell kinda bad? Your mother was a steel mill."
Eh that sucks. I feel bad for their family.
Who prints the Darwin awards?
I definitely need a gun to take out my trash. You never know when trash-monsters might jump out of the dumpster and then what.
sounds like he might have a coon problem.
those damn procyons, not humans. Obviously.
Then it lays its eggs in your ear
^ Says man who has never encountered violence in his white-bread suburb.
I live in downtown Oakland.
Maybe San Antonio has a trash monster problem.
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