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A man taking his trash to an apartment dumpster was shot and killed after he slipped while walking and the gun he was carrying went off accidentally, according to San Antonio police.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Everyone else really dodged a bullet with this guy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

aLWAyS CArRY oNE iN ThE CHamBER

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

You know there really should be some kind of safety feature on the gun which prevents it going off just because the trigger got pulled.

Also even I know about trigger discipline, I mean come on

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Silence from the "guns don't kill people" crowd.

The device should be checked to ensure its not a malfunction.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Sometimes the trash takes himself out.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (11 children)

Imagine how much of a pussy you have to be to need to wear a gun at all times.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

From my read of the article he wasn't wearing it, he was holding it in his hands along with the trash...

What's the line of thinking on that?

Get up. Realize it's trash day and grab the trash to go outside - but wait! What if some ne'er-do-well has been lying in ambush until 6 in the fucking morning to rob me of my precious trash? Better grab my heat. Shit I'm still in my pajamas and my holster is in the other room. I'll just walk out like some romcom librarian, except instead of books I have a heap of trash and a loaded gun and the part where I trip is a lot less cute.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Guns don't kill people, idiots do!

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