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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Just build more housing lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Got to witness crabs doing this when going for a walk one day. There was a very shallow pool on the beach, about a foot wide, and about 20 crabs having a 'swap meet', scurrying back and fourth between the different shells.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's similar to how it works in Singapore, where housing is fully public

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Soviets had an "apartment swap" system for people who wanted to move around filled-to-capacity neighborhoods. You would get on the list with where you currently lived and put in where you wanted to move and would get informed when there was a match. Sometimes matches would be arranged in triangles or other more complex shapes, but since everybody involved needed to get on the same page this was rare. The wait to move depended on how lucky you were - sometimes you'd get a match right away, sometimes you'd forget about it until ten years later when you would get a letter asking if you were still interested.

This was all in the 60s and 70s when things were generally more chill.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Sometimes matches would be arranged in triangles or other more complex shapes, but since everybody involved needed to get on the same page this was rare.

A web service could handle this neatly. You could commit to being ready for a match within the next 2 weeks. If the server can find a way to move any number of people between equivalent apartments, everyone gets notified and confirms receipt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Humans could have this too if enough of us just started doing it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I think I'd be more like swapping different sized body armor, but I feel the sentiment;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They kill/eat their dead, weak and handicapped as well. Heard they also get half off fries at Wendy's too no cap..Sounds pretty sweet op

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They eat some of their weak. On the other hand, show me a hermit crab billionaire. I think they have something good going there, let them cook.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have obviously never been to PCB

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've had a gallon of PCP if that counts though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

If you never traveled through the land of the jeweled hermits, you got bad shit homie

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"To each his own needs."

I've heard that somewhere before.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder how they communicate. There must be a signal that says, "I'm moving out. Line up!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

IIRC it's by doin' a little crabby dance whenever they see other hermit crabs scuttling by until one that's also looking for a new shell spots them and the hermit crab swap meet begins forming.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Seems more analogous to clothes than housing


clothes can be "too big" in the sense that the extra size is detrimental to the function, which is somewhat different from houses.

And it's pretty common to have buy-nothing groups in cities or even at large companies. Got a loooot of hand-me-down clothes for my toddler from friends, family, and randos in the neighborhood.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, that's a better analogy.

Actually swapping house like a hermit crab swap shell would leave very little time to move furniture, put some fresh paint on walls, have the owner review the house to return the security deposit, etc

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure hermit crabs (like most animals) aren't renting. The previous owner of that shell has abandoned it, so they'd be squatters or, lacking any concept of private property, simply inhabitants. Point is they wouldn't need any owner to return security deposits they never made.

Moving furniture and personal belongings is a good point though, they don't have any of that. Most houses aren't too mobile either. Clothes just fit better.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes and no. I'm sure there is an argument to be made that a house can be too big. Bigger houses require more maintenance, cleaning, higher taxes. Downsizing a house is also a retirement strategy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Also, sometimes you just want a tight fit house to show what you got.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago

If you found a house that was too expensive and tried camping outside it with your average wage in sharpie on a cardboard sign, nobody else would join in and reveal their earnings so nakedly. Nor would they reveal it in an online sorting list with their current house listed beside it..

Besides, you'd likely object to moving to their previous humble residence in Alberta where the older couple earned the retirement that affords them this house.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's pretty sweet ngl.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In Australia we lose about six months wages to 'stamp duty' if we move. Better to stick with the oversized shell.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can you explain for an American?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's a tax on buying a house.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

Not fully as I don't really understand it.

https://www.revenue.nsw.gov.au/taxes-duties-levies-royalties/transfer-duty

The calculator on that page says I would owe them $17k if I purchase a $500k property.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Stamp duty makes it sound like it's what happened to them because they didn't kick the brits out over the stamp act.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Iirc there can be a mad scramble. If two try for the same shell, one loses out and their previous shell may be taken. So they're fucked.

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