I reallly hope any girl I meet uses lemmy.
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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I'm not even sure what that means
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Being on 4chan a wayyy bigger red flag than using a flip phone most of the time.
NGL if you have a flip phone now, you're either a contract killer, a drug dealer and or a stage 5 weirdo.
Hey I want to look at 4chan stuff like this but not get flashed with porn, any tips?
Stick to communities like this that screencap the good bits so you donโt have to sort through the crap.
I know this is likely fake, but I have gotten that reaction from people. Folks really find it strange when you don't have social media. The times it really sucks is when they think you're lying and just don't want to add them.
It's about safety for me. Going on a date with someone is such a gamble. If they have zero social media presence, that's outside of what's normal. Anything outside of normal social expectations is a safety red flag to me, because you immediately become less predictable to me. I don't want to be alone with someone I don't really know who is unpredictable. I'm just trying not to get murdered.
But you are lying. You are on lemmy.
Imagine if the norm was to ask for your Lemmy/Reddit account.
Yep and somehow, they want you to "prove" you don't have one.
Shes gonna think you're handing her a burner phone dude lmao
Anon actually is in complete denial about his autism.
If someone pulls out a flip phone I'm just going to assume they're a drug dealer
Folks wanna know what they're getting into. Your social media feeds are an easy indicator. Your twitter all retweets of Andrew Tate? Facebook filled with pics of you dressed up like a leather dog? Truth social? Concerning for many women.
I am terminally online and even I don't want to engage with someone I know IRL through social media. We don't need to be on discord or Instagram or Reddit to talk 1 on 1. We can just fucking text. Like on the phone. No, I don't want to download Kik or whatsapp or any other random, sketchy app. We can text through the phone.
Fuck texting like a Neanderthal. Use a modern, and secure app to communicate. WhatsApp as a bottom of the barrel thing (99% of society outside of the US is on it, so it's the de facto standard) , signal or better if you can.
Nothing makes me smirk like the rest of the world bragging to Americans that they use Facebook to text. Yeah guys, you nailed it. Big win. Weโre over here using standard protocols like rubes. Iโm sure you get all kinds of security from that free app from Mr Zuckerberg. lol
You guys use iMessage, a proprietary app from an other big tech company and use it to dismiss the other half of the population.
You guys aren't much better.
I'm all for discrediting Facebook services for better alternatives, but Whatsapp employs End to End encryption by default, while SMS is readable from your ISP and anyone intercepting your conversation.
Facebook makes money selling data for advertising. They donโt host and maintain whatโs app for the good of mankind. every single thing you send on the app is being harvested for data and you know it. It is decrypted at each end and hovered up for sale to the highest bidder.
Facebook makes money mainly from advertising, yes, which can be done also on Whatsapp and will be in the future.
While they can still harvest some data from Whatsapp even if conversations are encrypted, my point was that they have no way to read the content of messages you send.
Doesn't live online --->>> posts on 4chan
never felt like I needed to post my life for the whole world to see
As he posts a story from his life ๐
Dude is so oblivious and arrogant. He barely knows her and is already judging, thankfully smart girl saw the signs and dodged a bullet. It's rare for greentext to have a happy ending.
damn bro, no need to get up in arms about it. Everybody judges everybody all the time, just a reality of life. She's judging him, he's judging her, I'm judging you right now, you're going to be judging me when you read this, and on it goes.
If you donโt have lemmy nobody will fuck you.
Her: "What's Lemmy?"
Me: "It's like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011."
Her: (visibly drying)
Her: (visibly drying)
Ben Shapiro intensifies.
Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.
Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.
anon shouldโve pulled out his Lemma and asked for her username (not that you can follow anyone here afaik) he wouldโve smashed that instant
erm, a username alone is not very helpful, so unless he asked for her home instance as well, i-
I don't feel the need to post my life online... Continues to post personal story online
The difference is ~~it's fake~~ the anonymity.