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The market has spoken, and it said some real stupid shit. I've given up on gaming as a hobby, and good riddance.

Go the extra mile and have body doubles on each flight

Like a jolly rancher of pus

The Dark Gary fled across the desert, and the Light Gary followed.

good old fashon sword and shield and health potions until it dies or I die.

I'm the same way. No tricks, no fancy shit. Just manfight until I get good enough to beat them.

If someone pulls out a flip phone I'm just going to assume they're a drug dealer

What a weirdly aggressive comment, calm down. It's a comment section on the internet, don't get so emotional.

Sounds like it's time to stick him in a home

We're the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We're slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.

It's really stupid. At one point fucking onions were at 10$/kg.

In the Philippines they're around 4$/kg where I live, and they're not even really nice potatoes.

Sure. And I used to be okay downloading my porn at 56kbps. Now I want my smut so hi-def that I can see the actors' emotional scars. Peoples' standards change as technology advances. If you want to be stuck in 2001, go right ahead, but that doesn't mean everyone else has to be.