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Wireless pissing
Br you need Bluetooth to transfer pee
how else is is the video supposed to get to my phone???
The difference in usage that badboy would get during a football game versus a gig at the same stadium would be enormous. Things like flush cycle frequency and when to turn the system on/off to conserve water. Nothing massively sinister - boring facility management stuff mostly.
i'm gonna hack the urinal to make it flush in people's faces
Because USB would be gross
It needs to sell the pee data to advertisers.
Wrong community, this should be in pissposting
You would be surprised what some are capable of
Cheaper than running plumbing through the walls
Just be careful you don't accidentally connect your earbuds to it.
For pee counters and penis size statistics. Both very important in the world of science about the penis and the pee.
It's how we know pee is stored in the balls.
Imagine if there was a leaderboard. Longest pee, most volume, most yellow, etc. You would need video to prove that they didn't cheat though.
You mean PeeTube? PeeTube is also the name of the astronaut pee device based pee device that doesn't need video to measure your penis length. Simply insert your penis into the spring loaded tube (it's just a tube with lots of springs in it). As your penis skin touches the springs, the penis length is measured. The current model is a 256SpT (Springs per Tube), which allows for a penis length resolution in 12"/256 increments.
Jokes on them dicks too small for sensors
Everything is better with Bluetooth, obviously
For many things. For IR or heat activated urinals you can set the sensitivity when they actuate, the flush volume, schedule regular cleaning cycles, and see statistics of usage, with some models remaining battery power, etc
When you are a maintenance guy in an office building with 100+ of these bad boys it helps a lot.
Where is this? Rimworld?
A stadium large theater could have more than just a few.
For the blockchain.
Now can somebody explain to me why this needs the blockchain?
Pee-powered shitcoin mining!
Or would that rather be... pisscoin?
30 years later.... Today is a day that will leave in yellow infamy! As pisscoin collapses, many drunkards and even regular people are finding creative ways of pissing outside the American standard urinal!
To transfer your pee via bluetooth, obviously.
We call it "streaming".
You ever play Death Stranding? It's so they can turn your pee into grenades that harm ghosts.
Serious answer: it's a "smart" urinal, in that it can report usage statistics, alert maintenance staff to problems, and be remotely controlled.
If you're in the facilities maintenance business, Bluetooth-enabled equipment can be a good way to get an operational technology network up and running without a lot of costly retrofit.
Unserious Answer: it counts the fluid as it passes, because the last counting guy kept getting the count wrong and so people would grossly overpay/underpay when they used the urinal
So you can play your favorite, relaxing playlist.
So they can have an app on your phone. Easy advertisement through notifications, and can suckle the personal data teat
Did you ever think about how there is an average penis size measurement?
So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?
Maybe finally someone will take into account Yaw
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