"God... It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice..."
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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One time I was working a late shift in winter and I just needed something warm. I heated up some water and just poured it into my coffee cup. My co-worker looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was a "weird cat" which in itself is kind of ironic. Then he proceeds to fill his coffee mug with diet dr pepper and walk out into a blizzard like it was nothing.
Not just Dr Pepper, but diet Dr Pepper was an important detail. For some reason I got a little bit of enjoyment out of reading that
Anon was Canadian so the milk was a gallon in an awkward plastic bag.
Not all of Canada newfoundland has cartons so does Montreal when I was there
Those actually come divided into 3 more bags inside that bag. So even weirder
He was milking them.
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