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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I didn't stop working when I burned out ... I just became a school bus driver. Nothing like a 90% pay cut to spice up your life, but at least now I can't be replaced by AI. sob

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Hey, me too! Although I took a transition job in between as public works foreman for a small village. (Single person doing everything from water treatment to sewer cleanouts, snow clearing to cutting grass.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Oof ouch owie

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (2 children)

git add cry

git commit -m "nobody but me will read this anyway"

git push

git end-of-line :-|

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I've literally written expressions of existential horror in commit messages. No one reads past the preview, so just make sure the first couple lines are on topic

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Commit rejected. Rejection message: no crying at work.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Fucking pre-commit hooks

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nobody will pay for a burned out light bulb.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Testing and confirming the burn out of light bulbs is easier!