This isn't the evolution of C at all. It's all just one language and you're simply stuck in a lower dimension with a dimensionally compatible cross-section.
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The last one needs the prongs sticking out to make it a hyperhashtag.
Fun fact, C didn't have a lot of things like Classes and was often distributed or stored alongside various libraries so it was C Plus (as in addition to) Libraries before it was C++, and somebody decided the next iteration was C with 4 pluses, which forms a #
Source: Bjarne Stroustrup, I forget which edition of his C++ book.
C₊𝅄⨧⁺ᐩ is used for building firmware for hyperdimensional singularity processors.
I've been a professional programmer for nearly a decade and I just realized that C# is C++++ with the pluses stacked
I know right‽ feels like when I learnt about the FedEx arrow for the first time
What FedEx arrow?
between E and x
It always pissed me off that they use this as an example of white space use. No one sees it.
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Thats exactly what I wanted someone to do - post a picture because I was too lazy to google it myself! Thank you :)
Took me like a minute to find it
There's also a spoon to symbolise that the couriers were fed soup.
Holy shit that's crazy
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"works on my machine."
"Just a heads up that we'll be shipping your machine to the client, since it's the only machine on Earth known to support the software. You're getting the spare machine out of the basement. Super fast Cyrix processor. Looks like it boots to Windows 11 release 3, but they've written it 3.11 for some reason."
Lol I had windows 11 before it was cool
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I'm not ready for 4D, just let me try out C Lattice on a few smaller projects first.
- C
- C plus plus
- C plus plus plus plus
- C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
- C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
There's also D. You could just upgrade to D.
It’s so good it got not only one, but two standard libraries.
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always wanted to C in the 4th dimension
TessaraCt
I'm waiting for the marvel cinematic universe movie about filling out TPS reports and preparing for Y2k... it's guaranteed to do better than Black Adam.
Wasn't that the Loki show, where all of time is run by a boring dystopian corporate bureaucracy?
Now that I think of it, I guess you're right, that show probably did do better than Black Adam.
C Tesseract has this interstellar vibe and brings quotes like the following, but with a totally different meaning:
- "Years of [compilation error] messages"
- "People disn't build this Tesseract"; "Not yet... But one day. Not you and me but people, people who've evolved beyond the four dimensions we know"
- "You've got to leave something behind"
That's a Hype~r~C~ube~.
TesseraC+
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