chapotraphouse

Deep inside I knew I was a filthy

What tendency is it when you take the loose coffee and put it in a pot with some water then cook it and filter it out with a wire mesh

Obama-Maoist

Cheap Instant coffee

I have a normal drip coffee machine (ML) but it's a goofy one with an internal karaffe so it looks like a keurig (Trot)

Feel free to invent a new tendency

What if I make my coffee in an offbrand Keurig-style pod brewer, but instead of buying pods, I use refillable pod inserts?

It's got to be something weird. Wait, goddamnit, am I Juche?

mmmmmm chemex

Assuming the posadist option is a superautomatic machine then I'm anarchoposadist then

Where is the option for 5 energy drinks and heart palpitations?

Where's the option for tea?

Where's the option for two scoops of shitty processed instant coffee? Black.

I would defend my good friend Mr Coffee to the death. I also whisper secrets to it in the middle of the night, just in case the CPC truly is spying on me through it's hot plate

I make coffee with an aeropress or with a cloth filter, and the closest term that can describe my position is EZLN with maoist third worldist characteristics, heavily supporting peasant and indigenous movements and rural autonomy.

Or I just make café de olla and call it a day, if there aren't good beans available.

The moka pot being leftcom is very accurate considering how many insufferable leftcoms there are in Italy.

i guess i gotta up my bunker building

Half of this stuff is burgerland crimes against humanity that in any sane country wouldn’t even be considered methods of coffee preparation

laughs maniacally in instant coffee