chapotraphouse

Coffee is for the bourgeoisie

3-in-1 Filipino instant coffee single use satchels on the rare occasions I want coffee

Otherwise my caffeine needs are met with energy drinks, caffeine pills, and pre-workout

I use a drip coffee maker. I guess I'm a real communist after all despite being an asocial shut in who rarely goes outside.

Tendency is it for when you just let the coffee settle down to the bottom and drink it like that.

I got this dope little appliance that makes espresso. You add whole beans to a hopper, and water to a tank. Every 6 shots or so you empty the 'pucks'. Otherwise you just push a button. I don't drink much coffee, but I love espresso drinks, and I'm lazy.

I stopped drinking coffee after decades of ml coffeemaker-life, because my stomach can't take it anymore. Ngl the wastefullness of it always annoyed me so I would microwave the old coffee or drink it when it had burnt in the pan for hours.

Maybe my destroyed gi system is the enlightenment that comes to those who occupationally keep themselves awake with pots of coffee.

Real marxists dump coffee grounds into their mouth, grind them to fine dust using their bare teeth(trained using capital), and then pouring the hot water into their mouth, boiled from a white maoist anger. They then let the mixture sit for exactly 10 paragraphs of theory reading and spewing it out, drink from a cup they stole from a liberal

I use percolators, I have been outed as a leftcom

they're really good for when you want to make a ton of coffee

I wake up every morning with a cool glass of water, poured over the unquenchable insurrectionary fire in my belly.

this creates the steam which billows from my ears as I read the morning's emails from management.

What would an aeropress be?

Wannabe Posadist, but I'm waiting for the aliens.

Where does energy drinks and caffeine pills come in?

I use an aeropress or make my own cold brew, what does that make me?

How you doin fellow liberals

Damn I suppose it does. I have the cheapest $10 drip coffee machine I’ve been using since Covid.

Instant is never on these, that must make me a lib

Instant coffee equal parts sugar and water, whipped into a thick foam and served into a hot liquid with powdered non dairy cream. So, prison abolitionist.

No fellow hoxhaists?

Funny enough, I did used to be a V60 person, and I did used to be an anarchist, haha. Though I'm ML now and there are no lever/manual espresso machines listed up there, so it doesn't match anymore. Looks like the aeropress is also missing, that's another big one.

What even are all these bougie contraptions