Coffee is for the bourgeoisie
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
Actually, there's probably some interesting commentary to be made on modern workplace coffee culture being created and encouraged by the bourgeoisie to squeeze more productivity out of the proletariat...
But I'd rather bash the Trots for how they make their coffee, than do actual Marxist analysis of the ways the working class uses caffeine.
totally, also there was no prison (instant) coffee on this list
3-in-1 Filipino instant coffee single use satchels on the rare occasions I want coffee
Otherwise my caffeine needs are met with energy drinks, caffeine pills, and pre-workout
I use a drip coffee maker. I guess I'm a real communist after all despite being an asocial shut in who rarely goes outside.
Tendency is it for when you just let the coffee settle down to the bottom and drink it like that.
I got this dope little appliance that makes espresso. You add whole beans to a hopper, and water to a tank. Every 6 shots or so you empty the 'pucks'. Otherwise you just push a button. I don't drink much coffee, but I love espresso drinks, and I'm lazy.
Super-automatic, I think the category is called.
I stopped drinking coffee after decades of ml coffeemaker-life, because my stomach can't take it anymore. Ngl the wastefullness of it always annoyed me so I would microwave the old coffee or drink it when it had burnt in the pan for hours.
Maybe my destroyed gi system is the enlightenment that comes to those who occupationally keep themselves awake with pots of coffee.
Real marxists dump coffee grounds into their mouth, grind them to fine dust using their bare teeth(trained using capital), and then pouring the hot water into their mouth, boiled from a white maoist anger. They then let the mixture sit for exactly 10 paragraphs of theory reading and spewing it out, drink from a cup they stole from a liberal
I use percolators, I have been outed as a leftcom
they're really good for when you want to make a ton of coffee
I wake up every morning with a cool glass of water, poured over the unquenchable insurrectionary fire in my belly.
this creates the steam which billows from my ears as I read the morning's emails from management.
What would an aeropress be?
Liberal
Never. The espresso machine is already liberal + it's a huge mechanism that actually only trickles down to a tiny few, carefully proportioned.
Neoliberal! It's the austerity version.
Wannabe Posadist, but I'm waiting for the aliens.
Where does energy drinks and caffeine pills come in?
Tankie. Chocolate coat you caffeine pills and you are a nazi though so be careful
Horseshoe theory, lol!
Lone wolf adventurist
I use an aeropress or make my own cold brew, what does that make me?
Aeropresses are libsoc and cold brew is primitivist
How you doin fellow liberals
Damn I suppose it does. I have the cheapest $10 drip coffee machine I’ve been using since Covid.
Instant is never on these, that must make me a lib
Instant coffee equal parts sugar and water, whipped into a thick foam and served into a hot liquid with powdered non dairy cream. So, prison abolitionist.
No fellow hoxhaists?
I do love f**** press
My cat, Leon Trotsky, knocked by French Press off the counter, so I'm back to instant.
Funny enough, I did used to be a V60 person, and I did used to be an anarchist, haha. Though I'm ML now and there are no lever/manual espresso machines listed up there, so it doesn't match anymore. Looks like the aeropress is also missing, that's another big one.
What even are all these bougie contraptions
Drip machine, espresso machine, star trek replicator, v60, chemex, moka pot, Nespresso machine, French press. There's a billion ways to extract coffee (beverage) from coffee (bean) and this is some of the more popular ones, plus replicators which I imagine skip the extraction step.