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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Coffee is for the bourgeoisie

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually, there's probably some interesting commentary to be made on modern workplace coffee culture being created and encouraged by the bourgeoisie to squeeze more productivity out of the proletariat...

But I'd rather bash the Trots for how they make their coffee, than do actual Marxist analysis of the ways the working class uses caffeine.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

totally, also there was no prison (instant) coffee on this list

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

3-in-1 Filipino instant coffee single use satchels on the rare occasions I want coffee

Otherwise my caffeine needs are met with energy drinks, caffeine pills, and pre-workout

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I use a drip coffee maker. I guess I'm a real communist after all despite being an asocial shut in who rarely goes outside.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Tendency is it for when you just let the coffee settle down to the bottom and drink it like that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got this dope little appliance that makes espresso. You add whole beans to a hopper, and water to a tank. Every 6 shots or so you empty the 'pucks'. Otherwise you just push a button. I don't drink much coffee, but I love espresso drinks, and I'm lazy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Super-automatic, I think the category is called.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I stopped drinking coffee after decades of ml coffeemaker-life, because my stomach can't take it anymore. Ngl the wastefullness of it always annoyed me so I would microwave the old coffee or drink it when it had burnt in the pan for hours.

Maybe my destroyed gi system is the enlightenment that comes to those who occupationally keep themselves awake with pots of coffee.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Real marxists dump coffee grounds into their mouth, grind them to fine dust using their bare teeth(trained using capital), and then pouring the hot water into their mouth, boiled from a white maoist anger. They then let the mixture sit for exactly 10 paragraphs of theory reading and spewing it out, drink from a cup they stole from a liberal

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I use percolators, I have been outed as a leftcom

they're really good for when you want to make a ton of coffee ohnoes

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I wake up every morning with a cool glass of water, poured over the unquenchable insurrectionary fire in my belly.

this creates the steam which billows from my ears as I read the morning's emails from management.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What would an aeropress be?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Never. The espresso machine is already liberal + it's a huge mechanism that actually only trickles down to a tiny few, carefully proportioned.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Neoliberal! It's the austerity version.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Wannabe Posadist, but I'm waiting for the aliens.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where does energy drinks and caffeine pills come in?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tankie. Chocolate coat you caffeine pills and you are a nazi though so be careful

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

Horseshoe theory, lol!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Lone wolf adventurist

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I use an aeropress or make my own cold brew, what does that make me?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Aeropresses are libsoc and cold brew is primitivist

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How you doin fellow liberals

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Damn I suppose it does. I have the cheapest $10 drip coffee machine I’ve been using since Covid.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Instant is never on these, that must make me a lib

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Instant coffee equal parts sugar and water, whipped into a thick foam and served into a hot liquid with powdered non dairy cream. So, prison abolitionist.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I do love f**** press

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

My cat, Leon Trotsky, knocked by French Press off the counter, so I'm back to instant.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Funny enough, I did used to be a V60 person, and I did used to be an anarchist, haha. Though I'm ML now and there are no lever/manual espresso machines listed up there, so it doesn't match anymore. Looks like the aeropress is also missing, that's another big one.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What even are all these bougie contraptions

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Drip machine, espresso machine, star trek replicator, v60, chemex, moka pot, Nespresso machine, French press. There's a billion ways to extract coffee (beverage) from coffee (bean) and this is some of the more popular ones, plus replicators which I imagine skip the extraction step.

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