Fucking cancer website
I'm so glad I haven't had to deal with the lifemaxxing sigma grindset types since highschool
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2024
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No way this is real.
Is...... is it?
It’s technically a strawman argument.
It can't possibly be a strawman argument, it's not even an argument at all
Straw man fallacy then?
The word you're trying to shoehorn strawman into is "sardonic".
I've seen sadly similar stories spouted...
Read the first sentence of the comment.
I read it...
Stories on LinkedIn be like
Meaning, there are actually stories just like this one. Right? Or are they being pedantic in their likeness? (I hope the latter...)
Exaggeration is being used for comedic effect.
No, I got that part. Sorry. I don't think I'm explaining myself properly. Has a similar story been posted with the same "I'm an awesome manager" pretense that they're specifically making fun of, or is the post making fun of the types of posts on LinkedIn in general? I think, if I'm understanding the responses here correctly, it's the latter and I just took it too literally.
I think it's the latter.
Understood. Thanks for taking the time here. I promise I wasn't trolling. I know it sounded like it, but I genuinely misunderstood.
I'm in your boat often enough. Sometimes a post assumes familiarity with a context and it may be hard to figure out the intent or sincerity without that familiarity.
no the "xyz be like" phrasing implies means it's parody
It's ragebait
This is missing the super cool and interesting formatting.
Every post on LinkedIn must be formatted for maximum visibility.
The way to do that is by putting a line break after every sentence.
Like this.
Not F-shaped enough.
Nailed it bro.
What other tips do you have that will allow us to retire at 35?
5s your posts and perform other Japanese buzz words created by our Lord and Savior Toyota
Linkedin is the worse social media out there even twitter isn't that bad compared to it.
Strangely enough, in my bubble it is quite descent. People often posting interesting research and advances in the field.
I mean every social media has good and bad places ofc but for me linkedin has been the worse, idk it felt like I was looking at my bosses jokes and forced to laugh otherwise they'd fire me.
LinkedIn is the human centipede of social media.
yeah, like the social media for the villains in every horror movie. Like this is 100% where the guy from saw posts about the method to get the most fear out of a trap.
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