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And is this "Linux user's girlfriend" in the room with us now?
What are you talking about? YOU are the Linux gf. Go wear your femboy socks!
Oooh yeah baby! Upload your dependencies to my repository!
One of my favorite quotes I heard in college came from a CS grad student: “I used to use Linux — until I got a girlfriend.”
I made mine use Ubuntu because my house my rules. They don't give a shit as long as Firefox opens and there's a way to edit spreadsheets.
"Honey, can we watch Netflix?"
"Sure, just give me a minute. Just have to quickly recompile the kernel."
Absolutely real
open source
You get to see her parents naked
windows users when bill gates has sex with their girlfriend (she's owned by Microsoft)
Developers developers developers!
This but not a joke.
Actually she's copyleft, if a man fucks my GF then he also has to fuck me
Are you cute? Can I jump straight to the source and skip the girlfriend?
no but I'm public domain- you can rearrange my face if you want UwU
... Well now I'm scared
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