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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I read somewhere that "Kirk doesn't kiss, he gets kissed" everyone loves him, but he's married to his job. It's super convenient for the main character with the great hair.

It's the kind of bit that's more likely played for laughs today via an unreliable narrator trope. "Sure Kirk, they kissed you. We believe you."

Captain Pike, of even more powerful hair, seems to have the same thing going, only with smouldering meaningful glances.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Interesting to note how many of these were under duress / forced / false pretences and otherwise dubious consent on kirk's behalf

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Damn.

I know I'm old now.

See, I'm so old that not only do I remember that ho was short for whore, and that it was spelled ho' when written, but I've lived long enough that the spelling becoming hoe isn't even weird any more. It has become the default now.

Language shifts are a beyotch

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Like when people used to spell it "psych" instead of "sike"

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

As the ancient texts say...

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Of the 16 images, five don't count. The one with the Gorn is an obvious joke, but for four other, Kirk wasn't acting of his own free will. He was being physically controlled by God like aliens, mind controlled or straight up sexually assaulted.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

So he claimsโ€ฆ. But we donโ€™t know that for sure.

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

You can trace the flight path of the Enterprise through the galaxy by the wake of chlamydia it left behind.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

In every timeline it seems.

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Where's the "I don't see an image" option? Because it doesn't have:

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Thatโ€™s not hoeing. Thatโ€™s his main chick.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

"Dammit Spock -- I NEED you!"