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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Stark difference in the immediate memes that came out about Harris vs Vance. Coconut tree is quirky, couch is weird.

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Not to kink shame you, Jesse, but maybe keep what titillates you to yourself.

Anyway, by now there's bound to be porn with a Vance lookalike fucking a couch, so you'll get what you need for the most part.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did Jesse Walters have a fetish where he watches people fuck couches? I'm just asking questions here.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He never said he didn't have a fetish where he watches people fuck couches. Many people are saying he has a fetish where he watches people fuck couches.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, now that you mention it I've totally heard about his couch fetish. A lot of people are saying it even in this thread.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Such a video is the job AI was created to do.

Maybe not the Hero we want, but the Hero we deserve.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

It's nice when the refuing-bullshit boot is on the other foot.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That sure is a weird-ass thing to ask for.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Those people are weird.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago (7 children)

You know, until recently I thought that the golden days of Internet activism were over and we were mostly living in times where it was ridiculously easy to get things censored on the Internet.

Then something as stupid as this gets this amount of attention because of Internet users having way too much time and energy to spread it. WTF

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I think that only proves your thoughts. This thing blew up uncontrollably. Now try repeating this with some truly important point.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Spread it like JD Vance's couch cushions.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The AP was correct to pull the article. Nobody can definitively say "J.D. Vance did not have sex with a couch" just that "J.D. Vance did not write about having sex with a couch in his memoir, 'Hillbilly Elegy'."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My mother read the book, and tells me that the couch fucking part is absolutely in there.

She also said he's a bad writer and his book is mostly fiction, so the couch fucking is probably as true as him being from Appalachia.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (8 children)

We don't even know he didn't write about it. All we can definitively say is that the story about J.D. Vance fucking a couch did not appear in the published edition of Hillbilly Elegy.

Did he fuck a couch? Did he write about fucking a couch? Only Vance can tell us for sure and he's probably too busy fucking a couch.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What is it with conservative hosts demanding porn?

First there was Rush Limbaugh pretending not to know what birth control is and now this.

Probably plenty of other examples in the meantime, but that's the especially heinous one that immediately came to mind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Weren't they obsessed with someone's dick a few years ago?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Twice, actually. First that of Anthony Wiener and then that of Hunter Biden.

For a party of homophobes who claim to hate liberals, they sure seem to be hungry for some liberal cock 😂

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

They want to see the couch's outfit for themselves, of course. Perhaps it was asking for it.

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