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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Any hacker group willing to recreate that one Black Mirror episode but with a couch instead of a pig?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Why are these people so fking creepy weird?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well if politics doesn't work out for JD there is always OnlyFans

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Well, we do live in the age of AI generated deepfake videos, don't we? We could feed Jesse Watters' unnatural curiosity, couldn't we?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Would it help if I filmed myself fucking a couch and put a deep fake over it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I've already got a few clips already in the can.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Depends on the springs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Hmmm, I would have to see it first

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It's for the good of people my dude, rail that couch for democracy!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's the story of him fucking a couch? It's one of the least problematic things about him.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

That might be why they're pushing this story.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm agree, but it is still funny. Anyway, apparently he wrote about it in his book?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He didn’t write about it, which is why this went viral, in a way. It was an online joke and some AP reporter searched his book for the word “couch” and wrote about it in a fact check to disprove that JD fucked a couch

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That isn't funny and you shouldn't make jokes like that.

It was a ❤️ loveseat ❤️.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Fox News? More like Cocks News, am I right?

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