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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

summer penis

isn't that a song from Grease

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It's drifting away

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Don't you mean tiny dicks?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Huge dicks with tiny dicks

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I rather want a spring penis.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Screw that, just send an email.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I've had a bit of a tumble.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

Oh, so it's not just me that grows an extra one during the summer?

Good, I'm happy it's getting normalised.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Is this the male equivalent of the fat watery feet I get in summer? Can't wear some of my shoes when we've got a heatwave outside because they don't fit anymore.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you checked your blood pressure lately? Salt intake? Hydrating okay? Hormones? Allergies?

Could be an early warning sign of something more serious.

A little swelling and water retention especially on hot days is normal. But, if your shoes stop fitting due to a little water retention, they probably didn't fit very well to begin with. It's easier than you'd think to get used to shoes that are too small. Your feet adapt, but suffer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm 35 and have this issue for > 10 years now. I appreciate your worries, and yes, there's a lot of stuff not okay but this problem is pretty common at least among those women I talked to about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is that something that only happens to women?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

happens to me.

I would wear flip flops all year round if I could

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I don't know if it's woman only, but they are definitely more likely since hormones are a relevant factor. Your veins are another factor, in German we call this "schwere Beine" ("heavy legs" since they feel kinda tired and tingly). Water accumulates in your legs and feet and this can make them look swollen, feel tired and prevents me in the afternoon from putting on the same shoes I was effortlessly wearing in the early morning.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

just a reminder that people with testicles are also subject to hormonal cycles

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yes, absolutely but the hormone that causes / worsens this issue is estrogen. I googled it just now, before that I knew this as a "typical women problem" that's why I wasn't clear enough

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

I had a Scottish boyfriend, he visited me in Florida in the summer and I remember him saying "mind you, the heat does make ya horny, don't it?' (about himself) so I guess I buy it.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If your penis disappears during the winter maybe seek medical attention

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My penis disappears into your mum all year round

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

Does their mum notice this happening?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Or eat less

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"It'd be like if a woman's boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.

"Stick a guy in an ice cold lake in the middle of summer and his penis will shrink to winter size," he said.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It'd be like if a woman's boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.

I mean, do they get bigger? Has this been studied? Women's research is usually lacking compared to men's.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's titled studies about size, you'd have a point if it were about like breast cancer or something but if it's like "is climate change making tits bigger and your dick look bigger?" Ain't no way they wouldn't fund that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

titled studies

tit-led studies 👀

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

… that URL slug is quite a thing

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