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I read this news a couple days ago, and was wondering how soon the wolf would get his cap! Very pleased.
If only there was a breed of dog that we could use to control the wolf population. Maybe something in the hound category, native to the country in need. Some sort of Russian wolf hound.
The idea of using artillery against wolves is hilarious to me.
Emu wars 2.0
Civilizations level of mismatched tech
Almost Empire Earth niveau
What do all the drawings represent?
Shark: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/shark-attack-egypt-russian-tourist-b2356732.html
Not pictured: The beaver: https://imgur.com/gallery/zGDKqcK
not pictured: The polecat: https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/1332pug/ukrainian_military_uses_their_wits_to_regain_the/
I have no idea when the helmet-flork gained cat-ears though
Thank you for the sauce. Where raccoon, tho
The shark is from the sinking of the Moscow I believe, implying sharks ate the sailors aboard.
The turtle is a refference to the trench turtle, who just kinda chilled out in a Ukrainian trench for a bit becoming a well known figure and meme in the Ukrainian telegram channels.
I assume the others are similar references, perhaps the cat ears have to do with the provenance of anime iconography used by the Ukrainians (cat-girl army) but I really couldn't speak to the rest
What the flork do you mean?
The suspiciously well-fed dogs of Bakhmut have evolved
That is a scary thought, that wolves are adapting to warfare conditions and are learning the battlefield.
If wolves in the region start seeing humans as a food source, I doubt they would take on a whole battalion, but Injuries on the battlefield will be that much more dangerous.
As hunter packs see any weakness as an exploit for food.
Wolves adapting to humans is how we got dogs. Maybe we'll get something even cooler this time. (Though that would be hard because dogs are pretty damn cool.)
African dogs adapting to hunt beside humans is how we got dogs.
Wolves hunting humans is how you get man eating wolves.
"Oh, you have trained dolphins? That's cute."
This is not uncommon in areas where wolves become accustomed to scavenging human corpses - which only really happens during war or famine. I was just hearing about this in the context of early modern French wolf attacks.
Like the one where 400 wolves invaded Paris?
400 wolves invaded Paris
Do note the primary weapon of that fight was "the pointy stick", and not "152mm artillery".
"What am I supposed to do if 30-50 feral wolves run into my military base within 3-5 mins while my small soldiers are training?" - Putin
"Carrion"
FFS, they were people, and your own soldiers Russia.
This is likely automatic translation, but I would guess that there was nothing respectful in the first place
Well, it's simple really...
3,000 blood thirsty wolf packs of Kyiv
Where are the patriotic Ukrainian beavers in that picture?
Wolf-goat-cabbage problem. You gotta keep 'em separated.
You gotta keep 'em separated.
Thanks for the earworm
It’s rabbit-fox-cabbage here. All around the world things are different but still the same
it's fox, goose and bag of grain over here
"River crossing puzzle" is apparently the generic term.
And it's at least thirteen centuries old.
And it maps to the vertex cover problem, so it's NP-complete? Wow, okay. All around the world we're doing computer science by accident.
So now they've enlisted a werewolf pack... Almost feel sorry for the Russians at this point lol.
Almost, but not quite.
🎵"Their suicidal bravery made us feel bad for them,
So on Tuesdays it was heaters-only, Wednesday: BFM"🎵
There was an episode of Love, Death and Robots about this, I think
I read 'large wolf pack from Ukraine' and instantly thought 'who gave Ukraine a bunch of submarines'?
Same here I was like FINALLY
