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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He does that while the 6am friends are already asleep.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm the 1pm friend. But since yesterday I don't feel that bad about it: https://appdot.net/@mdhughes/112847661796478542

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They could have brought about world peace to, but they had to wake the 11am friend.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah! Fuck you 6am friends!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but can the 6am friends stay up all night browsing increasingly obscure websites, while reflecting on the poor state of the world and feeling helpless to change anything?

I think not.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Repost

Edit: sorry guys, I had to. I've never been the first to comment repost before

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is it? =(

I just scrolled back a bit and don't see it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ha, bravo... definitely a repost. Someone bitch slap OP.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'll take care of that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Lol I know I've seen this post a couple weeks ago. Nobody will care though, it's a good meme.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I'm the 3:30am friend. I'm tired by 11 am, I'm 7hrs into my shift. If you invite me to dinner at 7:30 that's a no. How about 4:30?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I'm up at 6am because I haven't gone to bed yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I used to be a 6am person. Nowadays I'm 8am.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I am the friend who gets up with the 6 am friends, eats, and then goes back to sleep with the 11 am friends.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Morning sex is the best.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

If you find time to finish the remainder of the vodka before breakfast I'm with you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Hi. I'm the 1pm friend. Let's go for some brunch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

13 years of 2nd shift have permanently made me the 1pm friend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm lucky if I wake up by 1pm, then I gotta shower and take the dog out, best I can do is an early dinner at 4:30pm.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am the 12 pm friend who booked a separate hotel and said I had plans in the morning so I can't meet them until 1 pm at the earliest.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Plan to sleep is still plan"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Vacations are for rest afterall.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I'm the 7am friend that woke up from all the noise

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I am the 11:30 am friend

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (4 children)

At some point in the last 4 years, I spontaneously evolved from the 11am friend into the 6am friend. I have no explanation for this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And i turned from the 11:00 am friend to the 6:00pm friend

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I never recovered from 2.5 years of 5 and dimes. But give it enough time it might cycle around again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I turned working 3rd shift into working at 6am and I have zero regrets. I can BE a night person, EASILY, but I love that my sleep is now sun-bound, mostly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Me too. It's easier to just stay on a schedule rather than ruin Monday (and sometimes Tuesday) by changing when I sleep on the weekends. Plus, my dog is also on a schedule and starts looking for snuggles at about 6.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I effectively have been a morning person for years, but I still think my natural state is a night owl. Give me a vacation or even a long weekend and my sleeping schedule shifts to where it truly wants to be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Very much the same for me!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Doppel?

I'm Ganger!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, same. Though even after royally screwing up my sleep schedule, I still find myself up by 7 at the latest (even if I'm still tired).

Having dogs who expect to go outside at certain times probably contributes to that. They can be very persuasive lol.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I hate to tell you, but you're getting old.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nope, I'm old and have evolved into an 11am friend. I keep hearing about how old people are out of bed at sparrow fart and get stuff done, but it's never happened to me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

First, I’d like to sincerely thank you for the term “sparrow fart.”

Second, I believe the same is happening to me. I used to leap out of bed as soon as morning light hit the room. Now I’m finding unrequested motivation to complete tasks at night, and groan at the sound of my alarm.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It primarily depends on if you have kids and their sleeping schedule as well as your job schedule. I wake up early AF, but I don't like it. I'm a natural night owl and hate super early mornings.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I seem to prefer to stay up late, AND to wake up early. What do? I'm thinking if we slow planetary rotation by just a little bit, it would give everyone more time. Shirley, there would be no adverse consequences to the environment. 28 hour days? Who's in?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was you for a while but now when I feel myself getting wrapped into something that I know will keep me awake [mostly projects] I had to develop the habit of putting it off until the first thing in the morning. I actually think I end up spinning my wheels much, much less when I attack big problems first thing in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Early morning projects or gaming time is the best. With a cup of coffee and silence

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Lol, probably. But I'm not ready to admit that, so I'm going to blame the dogs who expect to go outside no later than 6:30 every day 😆