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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Man, thats bullshit. Any real dev wpuld know that react is the best framework

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That's not what the question asked tho

Angular is definitely better for dealing with piss on your keyboard since the extra angle should help the piss roll off

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (10 children)

React is only the most common not the best. Vue is superior

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Well technically React isn't a framework it's just a UI library like jQuery. Nextjs would be the framework version of React. 🤓

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Censored subtitles must be the most stupid thing that exists.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (4 children)

What's the difference between man on man and fullstack tho?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Depends. Man on man is generic.

Full stack is… you know. fullnstack

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

With man-on-man you're at least consenting to get fucked and they generally use lube.

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[–] [email protected] 206 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This was hilarious but man, is it loathsome that the Internet now censors the words porn and piss simply because China needs to reach every young American with their bullshit malware.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wait. What does China have to do with this? Is saying porn and piss illegal in china?

[+] [email protected] -15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Lol so full mask off now? Instead of heavily twisting the truth into lies, we're now just flat out making them up out of nothing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I sense a back story

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They've been harassing me since I called them out for repeatedly lying. They are now blocked. I prefer not to block people but this dick left me no choice. They messaged me like 12 times this morning and I think I only responded twice, to basically tell them to stop.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

There's a lesson here for lurkers looking at this conversation :-) Block people all you want. You don't need a good reason. There's no Socratic Method Fairy who's gonna get mad at you for refusing to engage with bad faith arguments, lying, or abuse. Just click on the username, the block button is near the top and pretty big.

About to block a few accounts here myself.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 10 months ago (8 children)

TikTok does this censoring

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Atleast his switches are well lubricated.

[–] [email protected] 279 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why is Porn a censored word but Angular is OK?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Young people are hilariously messed-up. It’s like my generation decided we were finally going to challenge all the old taboos, and then the next generation demolished all the old gender assumptions, except now we have to be super judgmental about what everyone else is into.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Are you implying that you masturbate to Angular files?

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[–] [email protected] 125 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least name it well. What's tw supposed to mean?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's trigger warning for the self harm risk involved in reading angular.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That was great

[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Unfortunately still doesn't explain what to do when you're covered in piss 😔

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At that point you either take a shower or start licking

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Would you do it for $100?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

If I had the $100 to spare I'd totally take you up on that

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