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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Man, thats bullshit. Any real dev wpuld know that react is the best framework

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's not what the question asked tho

Angular is definitely better for dealing with piss on your keyboard since the extra angle should help the piss roll off

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (10 children)

React is only the most common not the best. Vue is superior

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Well technically React isn't a framework it's just a UI library like jQuery. Nextjs would be the framework version of React. 🤓

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Censored subtitles must be the most stupid thing that exists.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (4 children)

What's the difference between man on man and fullstack tho?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Depends. Man on man is generic.

Full stack is… you know. fullnstack

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

With man-on-man you're at least consenting to get fucked and they generally use lube.

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[–] [email protected] 205 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This was hilarious but man, is it loathsome that the Internet now censors the words porn and piss simply because China needs to reach every young American with their bullshit malware.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Wait. What does China have to do with this? Is saying porn and piss illegal in china?

[–] [email protected] 100 points 5 months ago (8 children)

TikTok does this censoring

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

Atleast his switches are well lubricated.

[–] [email protected] 278 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Why is Porn a censored word but Angular is OK?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Young people are hilariously messed-up. It’s like my generation decided we were finally going to challenge all the old taboos, and then the next generation demolished all the old gender assumptions, except now we have to be super judgmental about what everyone else is into.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Are you implying that you masturbate to Angular files?

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[–] [email protected] 125 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At least name it well. What's tw supposed to mean?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's trigger warning for the self harm risk involved in reading angular.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Unfortunately still doesn't explain what to do when you're covered in piss 😔

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At that point you either take a shower or start licking

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

If I had the $100 to spare I'd totally take you up on that

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