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Text: My browser when I open the 42nd tab and beyond

A 2 panel image of Michael Jordan: Stop it. Get some help.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Bookmarking doesn't work for me, too limited, and starts a horrible trend of duplicating them. So they are useless for tab history managment. Also, the linear tab history is not very useful... same problem, the entries get duped eventually. I often don't want to restore the tabs from the last day whatever, but restore an specific set of tabs. Some times even multiple sets, and switch between these.

I really would like an Firefox feature, where the tabs would be part of a "tab history tree". Opening a link in a tab would add it as a "sub-tab" of the parent tab. In history.

So when a doing a search or refining one many times, this would end-up linking all the opened tabs to the originating tab. A new tree of tabs could be started by just opening an empty tab, and a "tab organizer UI" should allow to move/group that into an existing tab tree if needed. (The tab-bar UI doesn't need to visualize the tree-of-tabs. The tabs would be just auto-organized this way in the history)

I think this would allow to clear all of the currently open tabs in any window, but the tabs could still be neatly restored from the history on per-tree basis in any window. Restoring a tab-tree would allow to continue making refinements to it, or clone it. Currently multi-window tab restoring in FF is kinda borked, and only the last window's open tabs are restored automatically.

/end-of-wordsoup-for-today.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I once closed 9k tabs on the phone. I swear I felt a mild earthquake and power went off in the whole building. Eye of google appeared before me with hissy “I see you”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The thing is, that eye is always there, even when you don't see it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is a rule about having more than 34 tabs. Search Firefox rule 34 and you can see what happens.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's important to tell all your coworkers about this, too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

jesus 20 is already way too much

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Guess I need rehab.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tree style tabs is my enabler 😖

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh no don't make me install this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You mean 420

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Once you hit 99+ in Firefox on mobile it changes to ∞

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Chrome went to a :D above 99. But I believe they changed that, not sure as I use FF now too.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

42 is supposed to be the exaggeration meme???

Bro my mobile browser has so many tabs open it stopped giving me a number and gives me a smiley face instead. It's like 150.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ngl mobile browsers are wack with the tabs. They don't close when you close the app so mine just keep racking up the number.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How do you find which one you want with 150 open? Genuinely curious is all, I'm old and mostly use PC and can type quick enough to find what I want if I know which site (wikis for games and such). If I had to scroll through 150 tabs I'd spend half the time looking through a list so wonder how it helps to have that many open. Or maybe I just don't read fast enough to scroll well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I've got them grouped into categories. They're glorified bookmarks really.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The search bar will show open tabs matching the query along side a switch to tab button. I've seen it on desktop anyway, I'd think it's on mobile as well. I'd wager that individuals with that many tabs left open never go back to them though lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Mine gives me an infinity symbol in Firefox iOS

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

"Stop it. Get some help." - Your browser

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, I usually hover around 300-400 open tabs. I clean them up once in a while but it just builds up again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had to install a plugin to just close tabs I hadn't viewed in a while. I'm certainly not going to develop better tab discipline

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I use Safari which has this feature built in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I've had about 1000+ tabs open before, but I've gotten better at keeping them under control. It's very normal for me to hit a couple hundred, once in a while, though, before I go through them all and weed out the ones I'm done with. Right now I only have 24, but 19 of them are my pinned tabs that are used all the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I have 57 open right now

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

30 from it is stackoverflow, 10 are github, and 2 e926 pages.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The sense of loss when you can't get them back for some reason. I swear I've had my career set back by losing my tabs. It's basically my working memory.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Bookmarks my friend, bookmarks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Right? I've been training myself to use this one weird browser feature I hardly ever use called "bookmarks." Shits wild

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Bookmarks exist for this reason, man

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