If you like pina colladaaaaaas...
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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Babooooooshka...
I don't even understand what is supposed to be in the place of censored words. This is idiotic.
Just replace every censored word with dick and it gets the point across well enough
Why is he mad that your gf would share her plant pics with someone else?
if anon goes through with it he can get both the cheating sex and the reclaiming sex
To ensure his not is stronger than his nut
If someone had a cheating with someone kink, this is how they could do it ethically.
As in like roleplay? Or is the information asymmetry still a thing in your brain?
Thank you for your service.
Wait, it's not just the n-word 3 times!?!?
Trading n-word pics is quite self explanatory, but I'd be quite intrigued to learn what the n-word verb is xD
Nuggies?
Nuggers.
^ An individual of real culture.
We're in a fucking 4chan greentext community. Stop censoring shit.
We signed up to get pissed on, so stop using water.
It really shouldn't make me as angry as it does lmao
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Does she like piña colada?
This is one of my favorite Youtube videos of all time, not just because of the Village People intro but also because Rupert Holmes was so coked out he tucked his sport coat into his pants.
This is what I scrolled for!
I like getting caught in the rain.
.... I'm old too.
Guardians of the Galaxy was only ten years ago mate.
(/s mostly)
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Fuck.
Anon, she likes you so much that she's dating you twice.
He can fuck her, and he can fuck her on the side.
Yeah I want to read the followup on what happened after he set up a date from the catfish account.