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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

When cocaine sushi?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Hate it, when you're just going with the flow doing nobody any harm and the pigs appear and want to drug check you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How can a shark even do cocaine without a blowhole?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

You can inject liquid cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Lock them up!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Um, I think Brazil

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Cocaine shark do do do do do do

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh no. Why did you have to post this?

Hollywood, 2 seconds from now

“Coming in 2025! You’ve seen Cocaine Bear, now come see Cocaine Shark! Starring Seth Rogan, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, a pile of sweaty hockey gear and 57 tons of raw sewage, it’s Cocaine Bear! The movie no one asked for, starring actors with no discernible talent or appeal. Buy you tickets now!”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think you meant Cocaine Shark in the second sentence. Also, I loved Cocaine Bear, and the episode from The Guest Book (I think that was it)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It would be hilarious if the coked out production crew forgot and just switched back to a bear mid movie.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

You know, I'm here for that