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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh no. Why did you have to post this?

Hollywood, 2 seconds from now

“Coming in 2025! You’ve seen Cocaine Bear, now come see Cocaine Shark! Starring Seth Rogan, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, a pile of sweaty hockey gear and 57 tons of raw sewage, it’s Cocaine Bear! The movie no one asked for, starring actors with no discernible talent or appeal. Buy you tickets now!”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think you meant Cocaine Shark in the second sentence. Also, I loved Cocaine Bear, and the episode from The Guest Book (I think that was it)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It would be hilarious if the coked out production crew forgot and just switched back to a bear mid movie.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

You know, I'm here for that