As long as they don't offer to teach poster design...
this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2024
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I'd like to know what happens if someone signs onto both lessons.
I have a feeling they wouldn't appreciate it.
Offer expires... now.
Is this Jhony Lawrence pamphlet?
Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we're all jealous that you're still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.
I think that's worth a hundred dollars right?
Throw in stuff like how to pay taxes, change a flat tire, and what an APR is, and you have a good class going
Oh if we have to go over taxes then I'm going to have to charge another 100, maybe as an extra day kind of thing? A real life DLC?
That phone # is for a Denny's in LA too.
"Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?"
"Sir, this is a Denny's."
I'm a man, and I'd like to learn how to pink.
You are in luck. Pink was a verb before it was a color.
Take off your skin.
No! You must blue!
I blue myself!
Blue used to be for girls as it was seen as more “dainty,” while pink used to be associated with boys as it was seen as the stronger color. It didn't change until the 1950s when some big advertising campaigns pushed pink as a feminine color exclusively for girls.
Red was the manly color, it was seen as regal. So light red (pink) was the color of the boys. Blue was the color of the virgin Mary and light blue used for femal children.
Purple is usually what's considered the royal colour.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple
Purple has long been associated with royalty, originally because Tyrian purple dye—made from the secretions of sea snails—was extremely expensive in antiquity.
Basic reds, not as much, but yes. The brighter, the more royal.
can't you just mix blue and red to make purple though?
Yeah pink was man's colour because it is the colour of just cooked steak.
I... I don't think that's the reason why.
Pink isn't sort of actually a colour. Well, it is, but there's no wavelength of light that corresponds to pink. We perceive pink when we see a certain combination of wavelengths together (red and purple.)
It's super easy, you just use pinking shears!
I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷♀️
I fight, bleed and groan every time I go to the toilet.
that's why you don't need to be taught those things. you need lessons on long hair and pink
Women, smh. Do we have to explain everything‽
How would they react if they were told that they're using the colors of the trans flag?
feels like something the boys from Always Sunny posted
He teaches to groan. NOTHING SEXUAL.
Needs more veins
"It's a bicep!"
Jokes on us, they are just scamming MAGAs for 1000s a session
Can that dude BE on any more steroids?
Not without his heart exploding
I for one support him on his gender affirming medical procedures.
Yes, yes, there's always room for max growth. If he really juices it up and eats a couple cows per day, he can get to that next level. Beefcaaaaaake!
**pink**
"beach"
How you do that?!
Lmao they don’t know how to pink…
Do what?
Sounds like you could use some lessons
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