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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Just - Radiohead purely for the lyrics "You do it to yourself, you do And that's what really hurts"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Time of my life - Black Eyed Peas

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

cupid by fifty fifty and almost every other edit audio, especially if it's one of those sped up or slowed + reverb edits

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The national anthem

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not that I would ever literally do that over a song, but basically anything grating like death metal and scremo, as well as disturbed's cover of "sound of silence" all make me want to get away from that abusive noise as fast as possible. About as close as normal decibel sound can get to physical pain for me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I sometimes scratch my ears like this, despite of it being very dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Me too, and it's disturbing we have found something less stupid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

There are no songs that would make me stab myself in the ear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Blinding lights

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You're a monster

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just about anything Taylor Swift

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Taylor Swift is the 2020s version of Alanis Morissette. Ironic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Eeeeehhhhh Alanis could actually sing though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Knocking on heavens door - guns n roses

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What, you don't enjoy a bunch of sleepy whiny junkies self-indulgently wailing through a three chord Bob Dylan cover for 15 minutes? Man, weren't nineties arena rock great.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Butthole Surfers - Pepper is great, but it certainly brings intrusive thoughts with it:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Waving Flag

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Anything by fucking Imagine Dragons. More like imagine dragging myself behind my Cadillac for 6 blocks, it'd be more pleasant

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The Minion rendition of Happy by Pharell Williams. I dare not even look it up for fear I might have to hear it again.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

"Somebody That I Used to Know" by Gotye.

Was played seemingly every hour back when I worked retail. Both in the store I worked in and many others. So incredibly overplayed.

2nd place would be any of Queen's absurdly overplayed songs. I don't even hear them as music anymore; they're just annoying noise.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The dance monkey song.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aha, I'm onto you. I won't invite any of those songs to enter my mind and rattle around in there for the rest of the day by thinking about them. Good try, though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ahhhh! Curse you, some_guy! You foiled my great plan yet again. One day I will succeed and make you remember these songs! Muahahaha!!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

RHCP are pretty high on my "can't fucking stand 'em" list.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like, all their songs?

I can't stand anything they did after BSSM. Totally lost their mojo and every just felt bland. Prior to that - every album was a banger

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I hate literally all of their music.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Any song by Dua Lipa

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Most songs by Our Lady Peace. Falsetto should be banned.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ain't I Right by Marty Robbins

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Releases a total banger with "Big Iron"

Shits the bed with "Ain't I Right"

No Marty, you were not right

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

FFXIV's Honey B. Lovely battle theme. Everyone else seems to love her theme but I absolutely abhor it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's this one song I keep forgetting the name of but it was super popular in the early 2000s and it was in the radio all the time. Damn I hate that song!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If it's alternative rock, I'd imagine it's something off this list:

Hoobastank - The Reason.
Puddle of Mudd - Blurry. Also, She Hates Me.
Evanescence - Bring Me to Life.
Trapt - Headstrong.
Audioslave - Like a Stone (mediocre song at best. Played non fucking stop for what felt like 5 years).
Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You.
Nickelback - How You Remind Me (specifically this one, but the rest of their discography too).
Seether - Broken.
Creed - With Arms Wide Open.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was Modjo - Lady but damn I would also mention each and every song of your list.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

haha. Incredibly, Trash Theory just released a video 4 hours ago on Nickleback and the slow death of grunge.

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